What the f*ck is with people who swerve onto the shoulder during hard braking in traffic?! The following is a list of reasons addressed to the shoulder swervers of why this pisses me off:
1) If you can't stop in time while staying in your lane you are tailgating (you likely have a habit of tailgating too). It is YOUR fault you are in this situation.
2) The shoulder is for emergency use like stalled cars and emergency vehicles - not as an alternative lane for braking because you suck at paying attention to the road.
3) There is probably someone/something on the shoulder causing people to brake so swerving over there could kill people.
4) Cars can brake harder than many people think - mash that brake pedal! They invented ABS for morons like you.
5) Although the unlikely cause, if your car has sh*tty brakes then get the d*mn things fixed or drive accordingly. Maintain your sh*t.
Please feel free to add to this list...