I almost got hit this morning. After the woman slammed on her breaks, I looked right at her and said you are f*n stupid! I knew she could read my lips. But, it was verified later that she did infact read my lips. I picked up the kids from school and my son said mom, did you almost get hit this morning? I had already dropped them off when that had happened. I said how did you know? He said My PE teacher said I think I almost hit your mom today. I think she said I was stupid. How funny!!! Aren't teachers supposed to be there earlier than the kids?
My mom is one of those minivan/cell phone crazies!! I tell her all the time, she would die without a cell phone. She also drives too slow. She dont even need a van. Her kids are grown. And she dont have to tote grandkids either.
