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So, I just got home from the gym. I figured I would grab something easy before I collapsed into my post workout coma.
You would think chicken wings would be alright, wouldn't you? But no. Everything has to be freakin difficult.
So I'm famished. It takes only a couple of minutes to heat these bad boys up. Yeah, for food, I think as I extract them from the microwave.
Wrong. Now I have to dissect them. First the skin. Then the bones. So I expend about 1000 calories fighting with my food for the whole 150 calories or so worth of meat I got off of them.
This of course was after I returned from the gym whose brilliant manager decided to install new speed bumps in the parking lot elevated about 30 inches off the ground for my lowered car to scrape over. Scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape.
Guess how many curse words I know. I used them all tonight.
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