My lady got mad and hit me

[KeithGTP03]

How it should have went down.

[Scottydoggs]

good to see that a punch the box is just like a punch to the balls. that shut her up!!!!

[JDrach]

Snooki gets punched in the face - YouTube
He knows how to handle the situation. (ironic haha)

[TLSheff]

Snooki gets punched in the face - YouTube
He knows how to handle the situation. (ironic haha)

There is a GIF for that. As Always

[JDrach]

There is a GIF for that. As Always

Too lazy to find out how to link gifs.

[TLSheff]

Too lazy to find out how to link gifs.

its just like a picture, find it, copy, add photo, paste

[SlowNA06]

Intense. Assaulting anyone out of anything but legitimate defense or honorable battle is wrong, regardless of age, gender, or emotional state.

[dsmuts]

My ex hit me once while i was holding my son so i shoved her off me and took off out the door and she tried slamming the door on me and hit me and my 2 month old son in the head but i got out the door and in my car and took off. Police did nothing but that's the last time i saw her for 6 months until she decided she wanted to see my son again. Crazy *****.

[siLversLeigh]

Women need a man. You understand what I'm getting at?

[blakgtp]

Women need a man. You understand what I'm getting at?

exactly, you gotta put them in their place.

[SlowNA06]

You, uh...






You mean pee on them?

[Pure2sin]

I find it funny you call your 19 yo GF your "old lady" lol

[Explicit_Spade]

The OP Made me lulz.

My question is why was she ever out of the kitchen in the first place?

[machinegunsquid]

Old lady since we've been dating for 5 years now.

And i dunno why either

[oldtimer3]

One of my exes poked me with her buck knife about 2" worth in the belly, then she backed me into my corner where the pistol was waiting. She lost her desire to do any more bodily harm when the safety came off the 9mm. I left later that day never to return. All over me working required overtime and her missing her weekend bar hopping.

[fisher580]

sorry if someone said this already, but smoking tires and high speeds can take your mind of of angry people, also known as women lol

[Scottydoggs]

the first thing they teach you in a defensive driving course is not to drive when highly emotional, driving pissed will do nothing but get you killed maybe. or at best some good tickets.

[TLSheff]

the first thing they teach you in a defensive driving course is not to drive when highly emotional, driving pissed will do nothing but get you killed maybe. or at best some good tickets.

True that. Got broken up with, left Ex's house, smoked the tires down the street, turned, smoked em again, turned onto main road. 1st smoked, sliding, grab second, still smoking, sliding other way, grab 3rd, smoking still... get to 4th and start to straighten up and grab and gone. 1 mile down the road I am pulled over and the officer is informing me that apparently radar doesn't work well thru thick smoke but that is a moot point at this time... and then asked what my problem was.

I got a ticket for spinning my tires.

[Scottydoggs]

ive been there and done that too lol that is when your most likely to break something too because you just refuse to lift the damn pedal.

i was really just posting a public safety notice...... when the cop teaching this class started talking about it, it all made sense since ive done it myself.

and you look back at past acts and say.... WOW wtf was i thinking???????

[TLSheff]

WOW wtf was i thinking???????

I do that alot with my stories... but they are so good.