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07-05-2008
i hate when someone drives extremely slow and decide to speed up before the light turns red and leaves u stuck at the light.grrr. i hate when they see your about to change lanes and decide to speed up and block u off.i hate when youre at a red light and blocksomeone drives up the bicycle lane and try to beat u out,and then once in front of u they drive slow. and i hate when slow drivers drive along the side each other and u cant pass em.
07-05-2008
I hate when poeple NEVER use their turn signal, or use it whenever they want to, whether it be to change lanes or to turn.
07-05-2008
i feel u on that one,i hate when a person stops in the intersection and dont give u a warning or turn it on at the last minute and youre stuck behind em until they make their turn.i mean if u gonna make a turn turn your signal on so people behind u can make a decision whether they wanna be stuck behind u or not.Originally Posted by 04GPCOMPG
07-06-2008
People who think that I should speak spanish.....
I don't care how slow you go for me, I'm not going to understand it....nor do I want to.
07-06-2008
AMEN!!!Im glad someone thought to add that one!
07-07-2008
Exactly, you live in our country so learn our language.
07-07-2008
I hate retail
07-07-2008
I also hate when you approach an intersection where you DONT have a stop sign, and the guy going in the other direction who DOES have a stop sign, proceeds to cross the intersection in front of you forcing you to slam on your brakes, and come to a complete stop inches from their door.... Then they FLIP YOU the bird as if you were the one that wasn't paying attention.... I've seen people blow right through the stop sign, and then honk/yell/flip the bird/etc at me when I almost run them over.
I also hate people that caboose a 4 way stop. That's where someone stops at the stop sign, but the guy behind them either blows the stop sign and tailgates them across the intersection, or they briefly come to a stop while the guy in front is still on their half of the interesection, then they proceed to accelerate to cross the intersection, regardless if everyone else at the intersection arrived before they did... I've seen lines of cars caboose an intersection at once before.
I also hate people that stop at an intersection to let cross traffic go when ONLY the cross street has a stop sign.
07-08-2008
Is this strictly about driving? Because I think I declared June National Stupid People Month across the board.
07-08-2008
Should be about anything. Give us what you got.
07-08-2008
Oh, dear. Brace yourselves.
The Most RETARDED People on My List From Last Month
Q. If a person has two spaces for their private parking in front of their townhouse, how many vehicles should you park there?
A. Four full size SUV's if you are the moron who lives next door.
Q. What is the smartest thing you can possibly do if you know that your neighbor has an active application on file with the local police department?
A. Smoke weed on your front porch if you are the moron who lives next door.
Q. What makes a person think they can have charges expunged (most particularly sex crimes) in the great Communistwealth of Vagina from their record following a guilty conviction?
A. Some of the morons who live here, most particularly individuals who should be castrated.
Q. If you call someone's office and they are not in, what makes you think you're entitled to know where that person is?
A. You're not. If you were an important person, you would already know where that person was. So don't ask, moron.
Q. If you go to an office and it is closed, why would you go to the office next door and ask why it's closed?
A. Because you're a moron.
Q. If you are an ex, why would you think you currently stand a chance in hell of getting back what you screwed up the first time?
A. Again, because you're a moron.
Q. What are the chances of a person who has cheated before being unable to cheat presently, especially if the person they cheated with was you?
A. Slim to none. Morons who are cheaters or pursue cheaters are a particular source of morbid amusement for me.
Q. Why do people assume that if a person is in their 30s and single that they want to be married with children?
A. Because they are morons.
Q. If a person at the gym is very clearly bigger and stronger than you, why do you insist on getting in that person's way?
A. Because you're a moron.
Q. If that same bigger and stronger person is within earshot of you and you say something retarded like, "Oh my God, that girl is a monster" what makes you think you are later entitled to try to step to that girl for any sort of conversation?
A. You're not because you're a moron.
Q. If you are another girl in the scenario above, what makes you think the "monster" girl won't beat the ever living crap out of you if you sit on that bench for one more second playing with a hangnail?
A. You are clearly not thinking and deserved to be stabbed in the head with a letter opener. And you're still a moron.
Q. What is the fascination with watching your neighbor mow their lawn and wash the car?
A. You're a moron.
Q. What kind of creature thinks it's okay to honk their horns and scream out their windows at people walking down the street?
A. You guessed it: a moron.
Oh, this one, is most especially humorous:
Q. What makes a big, fat (insert any race here) guy who is clearly into hip hop and rap type of music think for one second that he stands any chance in hell when trying to strike up a conversation?
A. Oh, only my favorite type of moron, who clearly disregarded my black nails, black and platinum hair, and mostly black attire. I think I will dye my hair blue or purple next, just so there's no more confusion about what I may or may not have in common with these types of morons.
Q. What kinds of people push people on the walls in the mosh pit?
A. Morons who desire their noses to be broken or their ribs to be crushed. (For the record, I was not bounced out of the concert for punching him. I was merely asked to leave the mosh pit area by the two laughing bouncers who are very much in the know about where and how I train.)
Q. What kind of person is the most annoying person to deal with first thing in the morning?
A. The parking garage moron. (If you are on my myspace, there was either a blog or a bulletin I posted some time ago concerning this issue. If you live in a city where parking is a nightmare [or daymare as the case may be], then you know exactly what I mean without further discussion.)
Q. What happens when I run out of coffee or food or miss a day or two at the dojang?
A. I start killing morons.
Q. What should happen to people that interrupt my feeding?
A. Those morons should be forced to masterbate with sandpaper. (No, this is not an original punishment from my own brain. The image has been there since a GP get together in NJ, courtesy of one of the NY guys.)
Let me know if you need more. I have no shortage of morons all around me.
07-08-2008
zoloft.....
07-08-2008
WOW!!! Remind me to stay on your good side.
07-08-2008
I told you.
07-08-2008
It's all good.
07-08-2008
haha as long as you feel better..
07-08-2008
WOW! Get it all out!
Mine for the day.....Being late for work because of 3 truck fulls of tree trimming guys only want to drive 50mph on a 2 lane road.....and I can't pass.
Aaaand.....
I go to my local BP station today to get gasoline, there's tape over the card reader...so I go inside to prepay with my card. The manager proceeds to tell me that they no longer honor any type of card, and it's cash only. When I ask why, he says, "we don't make any money on gas to begin with, and we get charged every time you use your card" Fair enough I suppose....but the gas prices aren't hitting just you my friend....it's getting everyone in the pocket, and these days nobody carries 100 dollars worth of cash to go to the gas station. Good luck to you.
and the day just keeps getting better.
07-08-2008
Damn i hope that dosent come our way... I never carry cash just plastic and a lil metal if you catch my drift lol
07-08-2008
glock??
07-08-2008
Good guess Blowfish. Glock23C .40@S&W, unless im holstering my Kimber lol...And for anyone who wonders... I do gumsmithing on the weekendsPerformance Gunworks! Havent gotten a site built yet...hopeing to have one up by the end of the year
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