Anyone want to blow up a thread for other car enthusiasts ?

[z3r0]

found this on my old mopar forum. they are ragging on mopars, fords and an izuzu

Is Chrysler Corporation owned and operated by Satanists? - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

[ZR1Vette09]

That thread is entertaining. People like them make me glad I'm agnostic. Anyone walks up to me and tries to talk like that, i tell them to get bent.

And hell no, Jesus would be in that...he'd be in a Hemi Challenger...Jesus drives a Hemi...and Satan would pull up next to him and ask him...


"That thing got a Hemi?!"

hahahahahahahahha

[blueguy]

It's better because its on a church forum...wait..









churchs have forums?

:facepalm:

[TLSheff]

That thread seriously scares me. How can people be so hardened by following *to the word* the bible and its meanings. Context and how you read it can change from person to person but they are so blinded.

One of them "Cranky Old Man" has a link.... here is his sig
Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36)

• Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!
• PROOF: Genetics are nonsense. Just look around during sex!
• WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Follow me on Twitter or burn in Hell for all eternity! Want me to ignore your e-mails? cranky.old.man.freehold@gmail.com

Leviticus 19:27 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard."
____________________________________

OMG why people WHY

And theres a spot about tatoos will get you a one way ticket to hell....
Quoted Leviticus 19:28 "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD."

So by the same token, Ever clean shaven man is going to join him... as Leviticus 19:27 "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."

I shave everyday!!! I AM F***ED!!! Read Leviticus in any version you want and you will feel like a horrible person and you will go to hell...at least according to them.... apparently they forgot about prayer and ... whats the word.... O Forgiveness.... /end rant

[TLSheff]

BTW had to post this too.... COMPLETE WIN!!!

But the middle east is not in Iraq! I did come to flame you all. Your comments are foolish, weak and blind like that fool Pastor that runs this hypocritical forum. I didn't join to stay. I joined to break the very rules that keep you all blind. Calling you Widow Whiford is not a death threat so go ahead and call the cops. I dare ya, WIDOW WHITFORD! If your husband were to pass on the job, that is the hand of my father, smiting you for your misbeliefs. Every single one of you is an American reflection of the Jihadists that threaten the USA everyday. Brave men and women with tattoos, go into battle to protect you and this is how you repay them, with racist remarks and anti-american comments.

Pastor E. I'm contacting an attorney about a possible civil suit for your tolerance of racism. I know plenty of baptists that would be disgraced by this forum. Make your threats upon me? THE LORD IS MY WEAPON FOOL! I WAS CAST FROM HIS LEFT HAND OF DESTRUCTION AND FURY AND YOUR SLANDEROUS COMMENTS ARE FOR HIS VENGEANCE ALONE. LET ME BE YOUR TOOL OF DISCIPLINE FATHER, AS I WIPE THE DIRTY MOUTHS OF DECAY AND SLANDER FROM YOUR NAME!

Leveyian Satanists do not worship rams, they worship goats,
Chrylser uses a pentastar which is a five sided object and totally different from the CIRCULAR pentacle/pentagram
Pentagrams are used by satanists
Pentacles are used by wiccans
Pagans used glyphs like the vikings did
Wiccans are a culture of earth magic of light, green and shadow. But the are not satanists.
Pentacles point up
Pentagrams point down. Open your eyes and observe some common sense.
You're all surrounded by hell on accord of your own words and yet you CHOOSE to live here. If you don't like America, leave! (But don't go to the land of wops or inferior japs cuz they will slap you to death for your stupidity)
The mention of morningstar has absolutely no relation to the pentastar outside that they both say star. Stop making ridiculous reaches to make point. Pastor, don't send me emails about making an ass of myself when you have successfully started an entire forum that reflects your retardation. I know you'll all write this off as the devil living within me but undeniably, none of you even know me and if my words are the devil, then you've already denied Christ in all of his teachings and this church is officially a fraud. You're all attention starved frauds and felicity, you need my dick.

Feel the sting of truth,
The sting of the skorpyun.

OOOOOHH. Ok you ***** ass pastor, you can delete me now.

[gpgt04]

Those people frighten me. read some of the other threads. its scares me to think that people can actually think like that. some of that is made up and suppose to be humorous right?

[blueguy]

Shelf...

why you mad bro?

LOL

[NegativeOne13]

Is that seriously legit ****. That has organized trolls wrote all over it. If they are being serious... I got plenty of slugs. Lol and one of their awards is Teabag Honor or some ****.

[TLSheff]

Shelf...

why you mad bro?

LOL

Sheff 2 F's

and mad? no.... worried? Hells Yeah
I just find it hard to believe some of the things said by the so called christians/pastors on that site

[SilvaMan61]

WOW, those crazy ass ****ing people.

[CMURDAx]

it seems as if GPF is invading that thread? or am i just finding all this way to funny?

[blueguy]

Sheff 2 F's

and mad? no.... worried? Hells Yeah
I just find it hard to believe some of the things said by the so called christians/pastors on that site

I was just kidding man...I knew the spelling would get atcha I win'd

[Ravenwald]

And you thought the ricers, soccer moms, politicians, guys from Montana and errant political broadcasters were crazy. Silly you.

[Ravenwald]

I read through all the pages of that thread, and one thing stuck out and really spoke to me.

[Explicit_Spade]

If I offend anybody by next comment, I'm not sorry, its my opinion.

Religous Radicalists of any kind are INSANE and should be put in an asylum.

Just to expand on that for those who may be offended by that comment alone, I'm ok if you worship hourly everyday of your life in the privacy of your home or religous building, but if you start to try to push your religion on others, or do some westboro babtist church crap, you are not sane.

We are talking about names of cars being satanic now, whats next?

[Slick2500]

Is that the same site that thinks that Acura is a car company owned by child molesters because they have the car the NSX?
Cuz if it is that site is fake and the people on it are just trolls.

[NegativeOne13]

If I offend anybody by next comment, I'm not sorry, its my opinion.

Religous Radicalists of any kind are INSANE and should be put in an asylum.

Just to expand on that for those who may be offended by that comment alone, I'm ok if you worship hourly everyday of your life in the privacy of your home or religous building, but if you start to try to push your religion on others, or do some westboro babtist church crap, you are not sane.

We are talking about names of cars being satanic now, whats next?

I hear ya man. I'm a Christian, but people like that.... yeah. Make me do things a Christian shouldn't do.

[Explicit_Spade]

When people get banned from here can we start using their banned image of winged sparta Jesus kicking some dude into a firey pit.

They have a former materbater logo! Its a hand in a red circle with a slash through it.

Teabag patriot and tell her once are also pretty lulzy

[Ravenwald]

When people get banned from here can we start using their banned image of winged sparta Jesus kicking some dude into a firey pit.

YES. THIS.

That is win. I actually went back and looked when I saw this and holy crap. That is freakin' awesome!

I should mention that I am SO changing my avatar over to Mopar Homer. I might do some editing later and make him a GTP Homer though.

[postalc38]

This **** has to be fake. If not, well......I guess the end is near yo.