I had a guy pull out in front of me in my truck (63 chevy C10... aka 5000lbs of steel) in a little honda. He was in a hurry to get to the strip club. he had this shocked look on his face, and it was still there when I pulled alongside in the parking lot. my only comment before driving off was that his brain wouldn't be as worried about T&A if it was dripping from my grille. His response? "thanks for not making me dead"

failure to obey traffic controll devices should be punishable by asskicking.