T.V. Remote

[RadnichGTP]

Well, i had my remote a half hour ago, in my chair with me.. but jesus, can i keep ahold of that mother ****er? hell no.. i lost that bish slicker than a bar of soap in the shower.. IDK why, but am I the only one who gets extremely PISSED when i cant find the remote? i mean come on.. i was all excited for family guy to come on, then realized it was friday and its on at 12 not 2, and now im stuck watching ****ty anime.... .... FML

[Lord4play]

? I did once a while back I got soo p1ssed that I couldnt find the remote for the TV so I threw out the TV then found the remote 3 months later and I never bought another TV

I have been without a TV for 13 years

that way I dont have to worry about losing the remote

[JarenSTi]

^

[Lord4play]

yeah I'm WAY too lazy to look for the tv remote

[JarenSTi]

why dont people put it on the couch or counter while they arent using it? lol

[RadnichGTP]

could hav sworn that i had it in my lap... but no, i was wayyy pissed that night lol

[CTKGP09]

my remote is ALWAYS missing and i will hunt it down in different rooms, even different floors of my house. i have actually found my remote in my fridge before next to the beer...my dads beer...kinda gave himself away on that one

[coreygnar]

my couch cushions seriously eat anyhting you put on them.

[Bio248]

its called an end table, guy.

[mezzoni]

just put it in your pocket

[Louie3]

just put it in your pocket

lol you get up and mom asks "were you watching porn again?" no mom its the remote. some guy on the internet told me to put it in my pocket so I wont loose it and throw away my tv again.

[TheOtherNick]

step 1 stand up
step 2 take 10-20 steps directly forward
step 3 extend arm
step 4 change channel
step 5 enjoy watching the other channel and find remote during commercials.

[coreygnar]

step 1 stand up
step 2 take 10-20 steps directly forward
step 3 extend arm
step 4 change channel
step 5 enjoy watching the other channel and find remote during commercials.

thats preposterous!
you waant me to get up and change the channel?
no sir i will walk every around my room, but i will not use anything but my remote!

[Lord4play]

step 1 stand up
step 2 take 10-20 steps directly forward
step 3 extend arm
step 4 change channel
step 5 enjoy watching the other channel and find remote during commercials.

??? TVs still do that? .... doesnt the new iphone have an app if you lost your remote?

My dad told me the only reason he had kids was for when he lost the remote that and somebody had to get him a cold beer