Last night I’m on my way to dinner, and this ricer whips by me on the highway. I’m like wow nice fly by ricer boy. I check him out; it looks to be a gen six Corolla, the only thing I know for sure is it’s debagged with the mandatory fart can mod. So we come to a section where it goes down to 45 and there is a stop light. The light turn’s red just in time to stop him. I’m like sweet let me see what you got. So I inch up beside him.I know what your thinking, how lame. I figured that he might have been modded, he surely didn’t have to worry about a warranty. Anyway we take off on the green light and I’m totally walking him at 75% throttle. I can hear his fart can just roaring because I had my back windows down.
I just started laughing, and once I hit 55 I let off and hit the brakes, then ricer boy proceeded to do his fly by (again). The best part was he wasn’t looking at me during the fly by, he was staring at my front quarter panel. I’m like ya ricer, the only thing you’ll see there is the GM badge. Remember it well.
Anyway, all kidding aside what is the deal with these weak a$$ ricers and their drive bys. I honestly don’t get it.
