those are full of so much fail, i don't know where to start...
"THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH IT IS IT NEED A TRUNK LOCK" = i got broke in to
"HAS A REBUILT TRANSMISSION" = hmmm... i wonder
"LIFTED UP TO WHERE U CAN PUT 26'S OR 28'S ON IT" =
"HAS THE BIG BOI LT1 IN HER" = boi?
"WILL BURN RUBBER WITH EASE ON 24'S" = no it won't.
"SELLING BECAUSE I GOT A TICKET WITH SPEEDS OF EXCESS OVER A HUNDRED "SO MY L'S WILL BE SUSPENDED 2 TV'S AND A 15 ALSO" = so it's been beat to sh!t and you don't care whatsoever about anybody else on the road? but it's ok because you have tv's in your car... and you don't know how to spell license?
"MOTOR DOES HAVE PERFORMANCE PARTS" = every motor comes with an air filter...
the whole second ad is ridiculous as well.
i also didn't capitalize the quotes. they were to begin with. all of them.
