And you won't.
The car doesn't know it's a 4-door. The engine/trannie don't know it's a 4-door. The tires and pavement and your inner ear that feels G-forces doesn't know it's a 4-door.
And none of them care. I like 4-doors, always have, always will. That's just the way it is.
It's gotten a lot of attention for a pointless argument. Which I guess was the point of the OP.