FML Story of the Day

[blueguy]

Figured this would be fun...everyone post their story if they had a FML moment.

Went to the dentist this morning...slipped as he was drilling my tooth. Ended up cutting the sh*t out of my gum and I got 3 numbing shots...needless to say I think I'm gonna sue...and I'm sitting at work trying to talk to people and sell bank products like droopy dog. FML.

[Lsick7]

After being so pumped for having with Wal-Mart for over 6 months (started in March) and thinking I'm finally going to get a bonus, I am told that I won't be getting the $240 holiday bonus because I have to with the the company for 6 months BEFORE the next quarter's duration started. The quarter for this bonus ran from August, Sept, Oct. August - March only equals 5 months, I was 1 week short of the bonus....

FML

[99prixgt]

I woke up FML

[matt5112]

I have midterms FML.

[KawaFord]

I woke up FML

+1

[nawarkk]

I have a 3d Model to make that usually takes 2 months to do correctly due tomorrow. FML

[Lsick7]

I have two papers and an oral presentation due Tuesday. Neither of which I have started...
FML

[99prixgt]

+1

I disagree, but then again, I disagree with everything you post.

[KawaFord]

[99prixgt]

lol now my head hurts

[Poil336]

i have to find a brick on campus. a specific brick. it can be anywhere. fml

[Thunderturd]

I have 52 cents till Friday. The 27th..

FML

[pizzi22]

I haven't got laid in 3 months.FML

[NaturallySmashed]

i sh1t my jeANS.. FML

[ActionJackson1985]

For the second time in a row, I have a power tripping ***** as my boss who knows all/done all, an anything I do is ****. FML!

[matt5112]

I have two papers and an oral presentation due Tuesday. Neither of which I have started...
FML

Found out I have another paper due right in the middle of my midterm schedule.

[SlowM90]

almost died....FML...lmao

[nicksilvergt99]

I dont work for two weeks...no money, fml
And i have a huge project due monday i havent even thought about doing yet. fml

[TheOtherNick]

I need a secound job FML.

[JoelW98GTP]

The Holidays are comin up FML