Our neighbor's are all old people, sucks having parties, but you don't have to worry about them moving a package of headers around. We get a few peepers though when we play yard games like bags or football catch. The only big bad neighbor we have got scared away when we played strip croquet in the front yard. He came down the street all pissed because he thought we egged his car and then saw one of us in just boxers and bunny ears. He just kind of looked stunned for a second and headed right back to his house...
We have a hot neighbor a few houses down, it's actually man law to go outside and watch her mow lawn.
Man law FTMFW!! 
