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    Okay soo i just moved into my new house a few weeks ago. And every single damn morning early in the morning this woodpecker starts pecking on the side of my house and it sounds like a machine gun going off its loud as hell I want to blast him with my 12ga but hes always flys away towards other homes. Soo i gotta get a bb gun. This bird needs to die. He has woken me up on my days off that is much needed and i cant get back to sleep GRRRRR!!!!
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    Ya better watch what kind of birds you shoot! Most woodpeckers are a protected bird.
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    take woody down!!!
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    just bury it well.

    Or get a fake hawk or something and put it outside in the tree, kinda like a scarecrow...
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    lol ha
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    They sell horned owls at hardware stores, not Home Depot or Lowes.....old school hardware stores. Kinda like a decoy it's made of foam or light plastic they do work.....BB guns work too!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jess3103 View Post
    Ya better watch what kind of birds you shoot! Most woodpeckers are a protected bird.
    HAA!! That's not gonna stop me, Never did before. I will shoot anything any time cept for baby animals and eagles.
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    I think a .22 bullet or bb gun bb is much cheaper than going out to buy a decoy.
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    just don't put a round through your neighbors window
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    i'll try not 2, those little suckers can travel
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    I live in the country so I blast what I want when I want. Going to go muskrat hunting at our pond tomorrow. I saw one swimming around. Those guys ruin our banks every year. I shot 3 last year I am going for four this year.
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    well my dad still owns 300 acres of good hunting soo i can do what i want over there.
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    so you just made a thread knowing you were going to kill a protected bird anyway...

    Do what you want, but dont post it on a public forum when you do this crap... lol just like the drugchat that just went on in flashchat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoSHO99 View Post
    so you just made a thread knowing you were going to kill a protected bird anyway...

    Do what you want, but dont post it on a public forum when you do this crap... lol just like the drugchat that just went on in flashchat.
    Dont tell me what not to post on public forums, Just because i said something doesnt mean its true. Hey I just killed this hooker and burried her underneath my pool ohh god i'm a killer! I posted this thread for a reason not to just say i want to kill a protected bird. Soo just dont bother reply back cause i dont want to see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryangtp89 View Post
    Hey I just killed this hooker and burried her underneath my pool ohh god i'm a killer!
    I'm sorry, but REALLY? Was that really necessary? Even for a joke that was pretty much FAIL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluegtp91 View Post
    I'm sorry, but REALLY? Was that really necessary? Even for a joke that was pretty much FAIL.

    Don't even start on the lame fail thing ok? Was it really necessary to even bother writing what you wrote? There is a reason why they added a rant section, to blow off some steam soo your not helping by replying back with these comments soo i'll say it to you too dont bother posting a reply.
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    blast the bird.....the owls work too...gotta sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by ryangtp89 View Post
    Don't even start on the lame fail thing ok? Was it really necessary to even bother writing what you wrote? There is a reason why they added a rant section, to blow off some steam soo your not helping by replying back with these comments soo i'll say it to you too dont bother posting a reply.
    Reply.

    And if it is RANT section, just as you say I have as much god damn right posting my thoughts as you do ranting about something. If you don't like it then don't waste your time quoting me next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluegtp91 View Post
    Reply.

    And if it is RANT section, just as you say I have as much god damn right posting my thoughts as you do ranting about something. If you don't like it then don't waste your time quoting me next time.
    I feeel much better now, how about yourself ?
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    if you guys don't stop fighting both of you will be grounded! you don't have to kill that poor little red head wood pecker there's a better way to spook the little pecker that it may not come back again. most animal/bird will get spook if they are fighten or disturb. i think you should scare the sh*t out of it. throw fire cracker or blast a 12 guage shot gun at it.
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