Gotta fart but cant

**Freebeer187** · 01-22-2009

It is really frustrating when you are in class/work/public area/date with girl and you can't fart! You got a bubble coming and you know its going to be winner, but you just cant do it without embarisment.

I had some morning beer farts today at school and man im about to die in class cuz ive got to rip some nasty ass.

Feel free to discuss on this subject

**justwhisen** · 01-22-2009

lmao.
beno before and there will beno after.

**Toofastgs** · 01-22-2009

I do it when its needed i dont care where i am at to a point like a meeting or in an interview. Anywhere else ill clear the area. If im in a pissed off mood ill sit under a ac duct

**BigBird** · 01-22-2009

Hate when that happens. Just go clear out the hallway.

**Damojo2003** · 01-22-2009

Try drinking a different beer. Some beers do that to me and others do not

**SlowM90** · 01-22-2009

**Freebeer187** · 01-22-2009

haha this is a funny ass thread

**jasonball** · 01-22-2009

I hate that feeling i sit in a cube at work so if someone get a drift they know who did it becuase of the cubes. I just hold it then basically just fart the whole way home and i drive an hour home. Beno is the bomb. becuase it prevents you from dropping them.

**Bogers99GTP** · 01-22-2009

Originally Posted by Freebeer187

haha this is a funny ass thread

No pun intened

**1998xGTP** · 01-22-2009

Hahaha this thread is one of the best I have seen, the worst is in the car and you have to really really badly but you are with a loved one and want to spare them or you have a fear of being shunned by them for a bit or ridiculed haha.

**jasonball** · 01-22-2009

I do it. don't roll the window down until my wife smells it and gives me this funny face. then I laugh and roll it down. lol

**1998xGTP** · 01-22-2009

Haha I've gone through with it a couple times but with kids or a dog in the car to have a scapegoat :P

**rynoman03** · 01-22-2009

Originally Posted by jasonball

I do it. don't roll the window down until my wife smells it and gives me this funny face. then I laugh and roll it down. lol

I do the exact same thing.

**TheOtherNick** · 01-22-2009

LOL, its nice in our automotive class. No one cares until half the shop can not be used for about 5 min lol.

**Freebeer187** · 01-22-2009

Man about a month ago I had some white castle cheesburgers late at night (thats a big no no) and the next morning I was driving. I ripped a nice one. I go to roll down my windows are they are frozen shut!

Man it was bad. I tried so desperately to get them down. No luck

**jasonball** · 01-23-2009

wow that has go to suck.

I was on a high protien diet well that and coffee don't really mix to well. I was at sister inlaw house playing poker. well let's just say after 30 mintues she couldn't get the smell out of the chair cushion so she threw it out. FTW.

**GTPJOE90** · 01-23-2009

LMAO white castle owns! lol rippin ass is like a way to say screw you al gore LMAO

**BADAZGTP** · 01-23-2009

I could actually car less where I'm at. I remember one time, me and my car club had just finished eating at this resturant. They had the partitions you pull to seperate two rooms. I put my @$$ right up on it(my chair was right in front of it) and let one rip. Normally it would have been somewhat quiet, but up against that thing, it sounded like it rattled the whole building. Should have seen the looks we got from the people in our section and I can only imagine what it sounded like on the other side.
In the car is the best though, when the wife pi$$es you of, turn on the heat and recirculate. It gets recycled and made more intense by the heat.lol!!!!

**Bogers99GTP** · 01-23-2009

This is why when ive got one brewing and my wife makes me ill, Iturn on the heated seat and let it fly.Nothinglike a$$ stank to make someone shut up and cover their face lmao.