Ok... So I got the car to start on about the 3rd time cranking it today. Drove it up the road a few miles & came back. Ran perfectly normal, no CELs. Pulled into the garage & shut it off. Won't restart. This is maddening... Before I tried to start it I checked resistance on all the injectors, they were all between .012-.014 ohms. Put 12V to each injector to see if they're firing, yep. So, we're back to no injector pulses other than the prime cycle. I can't even just crank & crank because it fires enough every time to kick the starter out.
Yes, I've swapped relays around too.