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    Any FWD car that needs a timing chain done...sucks Bill. It sucks less than a VQ35 motor though. What cracks me up was when they converted to timing chains back in the 90s on most cars...they used it as a selling point...except at 200-250k...chains stretch and need to be replaced, which is far worse than doing a ****ing belt every 60k miles. Boy we are dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bunny diddler View Post
    Any FWD car that needs a timing chain done...sucks Bill. It sucks less than a VQ35 motor though. What cracks me up was when they converted to timing chains back in the 90s on most cars...they used it as a selling point...except at 200-250k...chains stretch and need to be replaced, which is far worse than doing a ****ing belt every 60k miles. Boy we are dumb.
    Can't be worse then the VR6 from VW..."We'll put the timing chain on the transmission side of the engine...enjoy working on that American scum!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by sven the baldman View Post
    can't be worse then the vr6 from vw..."we'll put the timing chain on the transmission side of the engine...enjoy working on that american scum!"
    hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha ahahha

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    When my GP sat for a long time once, there was a frog in the middle of the ATF lake. Po critter, I still have him. He is well-preserved lol. Animals see shiny stuff as water, thats why birds drop on cars. Then there was the dead bunny under the lawn mower been there since fall, shoulda stayed out of the shed while I had the mower out. Oh and the snake laying across the capacitors on my A/C unit. Still smell that one time to time. We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again. FWIW Vaseline on the feeder stand legs gives the squirrels something to think about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idrivejunk View Post
    We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again.
    Thats badass lmao, redneck engineering at its finest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russosaur View Post
    Thats badass lmao, redneck engineering at its finest.
    It was 4 AM when I heard em down there and I reached for the .45 and a shotshell first. As I continued to wake up, the knife on a stick was the only silent idea I could muster. He dragged his gut down the driveway and I went back to bed but it was a few minutes of adrenaline. There were 3 or 4. For a moment I had him skewered to the drywall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idrivejunk View Post
    When my GP sat for a long time once, there was a frog in the middle of the ATF lake. Po critter, I still have him. He is well-preserved lol. Animals see shiny stuff as water, thats why birds drop on cars. Then there was the dead bunny under the lawn mower been there since fall, shoulda stayed out of the shed while I had the mower out. Oh and the snake laying across the capacitors on my A/C unit. Still smell that one time to time. We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again. FWIW Vaseline on the feeder stand legs gives the squirrels something to think about.

    you clearly have dealt with vermin.....lol


    when i was a kid we had a family of coons come by every night and dump the trash cans. one night drunk as fvck i walk up the driveway and as i pass the can and this 4 foot tall coon is standing in the can 2 foot from me and growling. ( then i saw two baby's off to the side) so i did a one 180 and bolted. had to run around the house and jump the fence to get to my back door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idrivejunk View Post
    When my GP sat for a long time once, there was a frog in the middle of the ATF lake. Po critter, I still have him. He is well-preserved lol. Animals see shiny stuff as water, thats why birds drop on cars. Then there was the dead bunny under the lawn mower been there since fall, shoulda stayed out of the shed while I had the mower out. Oh and the snake laying across the capacitors on my A/C unit. Still smell that one time to time. We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again. FWIW Vaseline on the feeder stand legs gives the squirrels something to think about.
    my kinda guy lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by theaceofspades View Post
    my kinda guy lol
    My second thought was bayonet but I had got rid of my carbine and the M14 is post-ban so no lug to mount one. That woulda been classier huh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idrivejunk View Post
    My second thought was bayonet but I had got rid of my carbine and the M14 is post-ban so no lug to mount one. That woulda been classier huh.
    cant go wrong with the gold ole buck knife. ive killed my fair share of vermin. my fave is shooing squirrels with my g5 small game head with my bow. its like a little grenade and tears em right apart
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    Its not all bad with the Saab


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    All Grand Prix, all the time. 69 Model J, 99 GT & GTP coupes. All junk, haha.
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