Thread: Post Whoring - 5.5.1 - We have a turd in the punch bowl

I'm a whore

Any FWD car that needs a timing chain done...sucks Bill. It sucks less than a VQ35 motor though. What cracks me up was when they converted to timing chains back in the 90s on most cars...they used it as a selling point...except at 200-250k...chains stretch and need to be replaced, which is far worse than doing a ****ing belt every 60k miles. Boy we are dumb.

Originally Posted by sven the baldman

can't be worse then the vr6 from vw..."we'll put the timing chain on the transmission side of the engine...enjoy working on that american scum!"

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha ahahha

When my GP sat for a long time once, there was a frog in the middle of the ATF lake. Po critter, I still have him. He is well-preserved lol. Animals see shiny stuff as water, thats why birds drop on cars. Then there was the dead bunny under the lawn mower been there since fall, shoulda stayed out of the shed while I had the mower out. Oh and the snake laying across the capacitors on my A/C unit. Still smell that one time to time. We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again. FWIW Vaseline on the feeder stand legs gives the squirrels something to think about.

Originally Posted by idrivejunk

We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again.

Thats badass lmao, redneck engineering at its finest.

Originally Posted by idrivejunk

When my GP sat for a long time once, there was a frog in the middle of the ATF lake. Po critter, I still have him. He is well-preserved lol. Animals see shiny stuff as water, thats why birds drop on cars. Then there was the dead bunny under the lawn mower been there since fall, shoulda stayed out of the shed while I had the mower out. Oh and the snake laying across the capacitors on my A/C unit. Still smell that one time to time. We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again. FWIW Vaseline on the feeder stand legs gives the squirrels something to think about.

you clearly have dealt with vermin.....lol


when i was a kid we had a family of coons come by every night and dump the trash cans. one night drunk as fvck i walk up the driveway and as i pass the can and this 4 foot tall coon is standing in the can 2 foot from me and growling. ( then i saw two baby's off to the side) so i did a one 180 and bolted. had to run around the house and jump the fence to get to my back door.

Originally Posted by idrivejunk

When my GP sat for a long time once, there was a frog in the middle of the ATF lake. Po critter, I still have him. He is well-preserved lol. Animals see shiny stuff as water, thats why birds drop on cars. Then there was the dead bunny under the lawn mower been there since fall, shoulda stayed out of the shed while I had the mower out. Oh and the snake laying across the capacitors on my A/C unit. Still smell that one time to time. We had coons wrecking the garage for cat food once, I taped a Buck knife to a stick and skewered one, left the rest to tell the tale and never saw the lot of em again. FWIW Vaseline on the feeder stand legs gives the squirrels something to think about.

my kinda guy lol

Its not all bad with the Saab

Dave idk what diddler you are but my local cigar bar just got these. Small batch bourbon soaked I got number 562 hand rolled in the Dominican. Lemme know if you want one.

Originally Posted by theaceofspades

Dave idk what diddler you are but my local cigar bar just got these. Small batch bourbon soaked I got number 562 hand rolled in the Dominican. Lemme know if you want one.

Nice pickup, nah I'm good, I have a stack of them.

Originally Posted by bunny diddler

Nice pickup, nah I'm good, I have a stack of them.

Wasn't sure if they where everywhere.

Dis cut Tho Dave

Nice! V-Cut FTW!

Originally Posted by bunny diddler

Nice! V-Cut FTW!

No ash yet

I a ho lets break it

You're just an overachiever aren't you, lol.