when we enter a worldwide nuclear war the only person left unphased will be bill.
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12-09-2014
when we enter a worldwide nuclear war the only person left unphased will be bill.
12-09-2014
as bill grows older, he also grows younger.
12-09-2014
Bill once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
12-09-2014
the end of days will come only when bill is done having his fun with us.
12-09-2014
12-09-2014
Bill's cereal never gets soggy; it sits, waiting, staying crispy just for him.
12-09-2014
The Pyramids were build in honor of Bill
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
Bill is Chuck Norris.
12-09-2014
GM killed Pontiac and saved Buick in an attempt to please Bill.
12-09-2014
Bill doesn't dial the wrong number; you answer the wrong phone.
12-09-2014
Bill as a child.....
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
Bill won American Idol...using only sign language.
12-09-2014
solar and lunar eclipses only happen when bill is pleased enough to let us all witness something majestic.
12-09-2014
Santa has 3 lists: Good, Bad and Bill.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
Chernobyl was really when Bill sneezed.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
Ghosts sit around fires and tell Bill stories.
12-09-2014
When Bill plays poker, he can beat a royal flush.
12-09-2014
Bill once made a Happy Meal cry.
12-09-2014
Bill once called 911 for Chinese food...and got it.
12-09-2014
Bill went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, beams of light reflecting from Bill's brow deflected the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of pure amazement.
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