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  1. #1 Best One Liners... 
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    FOR RACING

    I got a couple and didn't know if this thread had been ever started

    So here goes

    Tuning a Honda is like coming out of the closet...At first everyone is shocked but in the end you're still gay.

    Try feeding your credit card in the intake...that gave me like 90 more HP

    Hope you guys got some good ones
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    Racing your honda is like competing in the special Olympics.... even if you win.. your still retarded.......



    thats the only one that I have heard......
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    My lug nuts require more torque than your honda makes.
    01 gtp-big cam e85 dd 78dodge- guzzling fuel 05 cummins- rollin coal
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    a 2 litre bottle of pop has more litres than your motor has?
    2001 GTP- PT76 turbo, Intense Drag cars old engine, Stage 4 Intense turbo cam,FMIC,150 wet,Double roller timing chain,Diamond forged coated pistons 8:0:1,Diamond piston rings,Cryoed L32 connecting rods,Cryoed crank,Clevite77 main bearings,Clevite77 cam bearings,Clevite77 L32 rod bearings,ARP Everything, Intense/meizere true billet Flexplate,Intense Wilson UIM/LIM,Intense oil pressure kit,Cometic,OE-R lifters,Cryoed L67 block,ATI turbo dampner,80# inject,Weldon 2035 fp,Aero Fuel Rails,AL cradle
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    nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD...you wanna hit it but ur afraid of the consequences...

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    Honda. The little engine that couldn't.
    My car doesn't leak oil,
    It marks it's territory.
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    Rice, it's what's for dinner.
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    Since NISMO stands for Nissan Motorsports... Shouldn't HOMO stand for Honda Motorsports?
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    rice may be good for gas but it doesnt build muscle
    there is no replacement for displacement....sure there is forced induction!!!
    speed costs money how fast do you want to go?
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    Bottles are for babies, Real men get blown.
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    [UR LOSN] 7:42 am: I BANNED SCOTTY!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFSGTP View Post
    [UR LOSN] 7:42 am: I BANNED SCOTTY!!!!!
    lmao. awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bio248 View Post
    lmao. awesome.
    So THATS how its gonna be huh?
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    come on, he accidentally banned you. that **** is funny.
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    heh
    white 04 comg G gtp. wizair, pacesetters, slp 1.8 rr
    its slow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SyntheticShield View Post
    So THATS how its gonna be huh?
    Well, we all know Bio's next on the list...

    Did you take care of your business in Illinois yet???
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    I didn't get a rise out of either of them and I posted the dang thing ...I must be losing my touch
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    Vtec, all the turbo lag without the turbo.

    Turbo lag is just a courtious head start.

    I know violence isn't the answer, I got it wrong on purpose.

    Master Certified Auto Glass Technician - 23+ yrs in the biz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFSGTP View Post
    [UR LOSN] 7:42 am: I BANNED SCOTTY!!!!!
    Win. lmfao



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