I was set up on a blind date to meet this girl. First impression, not bad. We had dinner with some of her friends. Went great. I paid. We schedule date number two. I go to her town, rent a hotel room because I knew I'd be drinking, and meet up with her. We go to a local bar right across from my hotel, start drinking, playing pool, poor attempts at dancing on my part, and LOTS more drinking. We're playing pool, and I get shoved from behind. I turn around to find some guy and two of his friends. She starts yelling at him telling the guy that she doesn't want to be with him and leave her alone. I try to go back to playing pool and get shoved again. By this point, I'm highly intoxicated and highly pissed. Guy takes a swing, bouncer breaks it up and throws guy and his buddies out. I go back to playing pool, then bouncer throws me out for instigating. I say fvck this I'm leaving. Go out to the parking lot...where there are three guys waiting to beat my ass. First guy swings...misses...falls face first on the ground. Easiest KO ever. Second and third guy come at me...I drop one, get hit by the other, then I proceed to beat his face off the front of a Dodge truck. Cops show up...this is where the fun starts. I tell my story...people who were watching tell a completely different story. I'm like
?! I'm like fvck this, I'm going to my hotel...cops are like no. I'm like yes. They're like we're arresting you for public intoxication, disturbing the peace, and assault and battery. I'm like no, I'm going to my hotel and start walking away. First cop grabs my arm...I'm already amped up...I punch him in the face. Whoops...now guns are drawn. And look it's Mr Taser! Damn those things hurt. Get taken down town. Find out the guy who swung and fell on his face is the judge's son. GREAT. I get accused of beating his ass. Never touched him. Judge comes down to see his kid. Finds out the cops never read the Miranda Rights...guess who walks away clean after punching a cop? This guy.
Moral of story...don't go to Brattleboro, VT to hook up with a chick or you'll get tased.
Originally Posted by Sven Sexman
I was set up on a blind date to meet this girl. First impression, not bad. We had dinner with some of her friends. Went great. I paid. We schedule date number two. I go to her town, rent a hotel room because I knew I'd be drinking, and meet up with her. We go to a local bar right across from my hotel, start drinking, playing pool, poor attempts at dancing on my part, and LOTS more drinking. We're playing pool, and I get shoved from behind. I turn around to find some guy and two of his friends. She starts yelling at him telling the guy that she doesn't want to be with him and leave her alone. I try to go back to playing pool and get shoved again. By this point, I'm highly intoxicated and highly pissed. Guy takes a swing, bouncer breaks it up and throws guy and his buddies out. I go back to playing pool, then bouncer throws me out for instigating. I say fvck this I'm leaving. Go out to the parking lot...where there are three guys waiting to beat my ass. First guy swings...misses...falls face first on the ground. Easiest KO ever. Second and third guy come at me...I drop one, get hit by the other, then I proceed to beat his face off the front of a Dodge truck. Cops show up...this is where the fun starts. I tell my story...people who were watching tell a completely different story. I'm like
