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Well hopefully the bat isn't anything like a fly. Flys come in through a tiny hole in a screen but can't manage to exit through a wide open door.
Here my bird can hang like a bat, but he's friendly
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Aw man, thats freak-outable definitely. BB gun or in some cases a silver bullet. A good vampire movie ought to help you nod off, D. Just kidding. 1966 Batman maybe. Had a barn swallow get in the house once while there was girls in it. All that screaming messes up your aim. bat in house= dead nuisance varmint.
Thats a nice li'l ride, man. Wish I was 3. We just got inside bottomless cardboard boxes with cars drawn in crayon (mine always had fins n flames) and ran around making car noises.Quote:
Originally Posted by CapnBreakAlot
been there before, Italian women are messed up good in the head. she backed me up to a wall while wielding a pair of sewing shears. the long 9 inch kind. luck i was able to take them from her. yes the cops came this time too.Quote:
Originally Posted by ericspecullaas
If a b!tch came at me with sewing shears my hand would be wrapped around her throat.
Such a boss he will be gettin all the ladysQuote:
Originally Posted by CapnBreakAlot
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Originally Posted by stealthee
lucky for me she was left handed, im right handed, so she came at me from the right side for me to catch her arm. took a few times, then i was on the wall. once i had her arm i swear to god i tried to break her fingers as i ripped it from her clutches. she held it tight too, so i was doing a whole lot of twisting and ripping.
she was the type that never stopped either. thank god shes gone. lol
funny thing is i never laid a hand on her, i dont hit women, its not worth going to jail over, so she knew she could hit me and id never hit her back. dont get me wrong, i had her pinned to the floor more then once fist cocked back and loaded up ready to kill her and some how i never pulled the trigger. always walked away after putting the fear of god in her.
best was the time i got arrested for her kicking my ass, all i did was push her off me in sight of a cop. im like but!!!! butt!!!! im the victim here!!!!!
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Contemplating doing this some day
I don't think anyone should hit anyone personally. But I also don't believe in woman being able to just beat a man and get away with it. If you're gonna throw hits you should be prepared to get hit back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scottydoggs
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See if you get a really big guy nobody is going to believe that ever unless you got video of it because the woman could lie forever and nobody would second guess it.
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Originally Posted by MARIAH
one time her brother was over for a week or so visiting. she gets trashed starts in with me, even her brothers like wtf calm down!!!! so i go lock myself in the bed room. she almost busting the door open, so i pop it open and just two hands to the shoulders and shoved her off her feet and she went down like a ton of bricks, hit her head on the bottom stair and was bleeding, her brother looks at her and says. and i quote. "you had more than that coming" lol i really thought i may have to fight him after she was bleeding. but he was like wtf is her problem???????? how do you not kill her? got to love family.
you must remember, im 6'6" tall, and was like 300 lb at the time. she was 5'5" and like 135. so one punch and its lights out for her, but jail for me. cause i could kill her with one shot if hit right, you know what i mean. not worth it. why i just run away lol yes im big wussy lol
Well yeah there's always situations that you should probably save your own ass lol.
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Originally Posted by Russosaur
case and point. at the end we had a blow out, she files charges to get me out of the house, she tells the truth in court that she knows i wont hurt her and shes not scared of me. so the judge is like no restraint warrant, hes free to return home lol
i laughed so hard in her face. lol i went home that night, and had found a place to move out to already, but failed to tell her, so i stuck around for 6 more months to make her life as miserable as humanly possible. not letting her know my move in date. every week you find some where to live, nope, not yet lol piss her off some more. acted like i wasn't looking too, cause i wasn't. had the place lined up the whole time. yup i can be a prick too.
then i started nailing one of her best friends lol
I wish to sleep tonight in my bed and not have a bat flying around again.
I have a dog that licks inside your mouth in the middle of the night, wanna trade?Quote:
Originally Posted by danielle15
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One of the posts from AutoGeek. made me giggle
A recently divorced woman that lives a couple doors down recently bought a very dark gray extended cab Silverado. She wanted to keep it in the garage for obvious reasons. Problem was the truck was too long to fit. So to remedy the situation she cut a hole about 6'x8' in the wall in the front of her garage. I'm all about trying to keep a vehicle in the garage but I really don't think I would want the front end in the living room. Then to top it off after the fact she figured out that was a load bearing wall! Oops lmao
LOL I read that earlier today and chuckled myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by spazzz
I'm watching born 2 race
For anyone that wants to watch it's free on youtube
It's on Netflix broQuote:
Originally Posted by theaceofspades