I don't need to. I already ****ed the **** out of that *****.
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I don't need to. I already ****ed the **** out of that *****.
Must have been odd then, they call my sister me with boobs so......Quote:
Originally Posted by ILoveGM
Just let that sink in.....
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yeah i cant see you with a beard and boobs....
I love the old twilight zones.
She resembles you. But she is a fine piece of ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Russosaur
Id hope so because I can't grow either anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by ericspecullaas
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Lmao, your gonna have to fight Hensley for her. GlQuote:
Originally Posted by ILoveGM
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thats easy 1 large can of paper spray and a mace and your all set lol
Women stress me out.
Grapefruit juice + rum
That is all.
and yet your dating a woman..........
EDIT: i ment that for ace lol not danielle
I agree women stress me out/annoy me, except you D. You are very very cool in my book. I still find it hard to believe you dtill stick around with all the random crap we say like GM said above lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by theaceofspades
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Haha. You guys are alright, I enjoy being on here.
LOL Family Guy spoofed that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scottydoggs
My favorite was the one where the woman wakes up in the hospital with her face bandaged and the doctor tells her she is disfigured and she will be going to a community with people like her. The room is dark/in shadows so you can't see the doctors and nurses and when the patient is unbandaged she is a beautiful woman and the doctors are all disfigured and mutant looking.
Hank is on walts tail hard core
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Originally Posted by stealthee
yeah that was another one. then there was the one where the people were captured by aliens and then they got put in a Zoo lol
Wow
http://www.inquisitr.com/1365065/wom...thony-oliveri/
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A woman who smashed into and ran over a motorcyclist in Fort Wayne, Indiana, told police that she had let God drive her car when she ran down 47-year-old Anthony Oliveri, leaving him with serious injuries — but “ecstatic to be alive.”
Prionda Hill, 25, also rammed the back of a Ford pickup truck before running her 2006 Pontiac Grand Prix off the road onto a median next to a Rally’s burger restaurant, according to a police report.
The bizarre accident took place around 9:45 pm on July 11. Hill appeared in court last Thursday where she was charged with failing to stop after an accident, criminal recklessness and two counts of criminal mischief.
According to police, when they found Hill at the Rally’s fast food joint, she told them that she was driving along normally on Jefferson Boulevard near Jackson Street in Fort Wayne, when “out of nowhere God told her that He would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let Him take it.”
As soon as she let go of the steering wheel, her Pontiac slammed into the back of a 2001 Harley-Davidson motorcycle ridden by Oliveri, a lifelong motorcycling enthusiast who once built a Kawasaki motorcycle from scratch in his mom’s garage.
Though Oliveri was traveling, he says, no more than 20 mph at the time, the impact almost knocked his riding boots off his feet and sent him sprawling helplessly on the pavement.
But Hill, or God, or whoever was operating the vehicle wasn’t done with him yet. When the stricken Oliveri looked up, he saw the Pontiac bearing down on him.
“As I grabbed the handle bars as the bike was losing control and I looked back around my left shoulder, all I see is her tire and the left bumper getting ready to run my face over,” he told WANE-TV. “Literally I was inches from that bumper and I just said to myself today is the day I die.”
But fortunately, the car did not crush his head, rolling over his midsection instead, leaving Oliveri with several broken ribs, a lacerated spleen and bleeding kidney. He also suffered severe scrapes to his skin.
Hill tested negative for alcohol, but police did not run a full toxicology test. The woman who let God take the wheel told the cops that she had a prescription for the pain medication Vicodin.
She also said that there was nothing mechanically wrong with her car and that she tried to stop before slamming into Oliveri.
The driver of the Ford pickup was not injured by the car after Hill allowed God to drive her Pontiac.
I took it a little far. I admit. Although I would do what I said I did. And that's the truth.