I took today off work and made up the holiday that I missed last Monday. It felt good to have a free day. I did a lot and didn't get to relax any, but oh well.
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roxie the cocker spaniel walks into a bar, bar tender says why the long face? roxie says, im a dog. and i got a cyst on my neck.
bartender pours her a double on the house, feel better.
Sea Captain walks into a bar, orders a drink. Has like an old wooden sailing ship's steering wheel attached to ... well maybe his belt buckle. Bartender gets curious and asks about it: "Hey doesn't that big steering wheel get in your way?". The old sailor says "Yarr, t'is drivin me nuts!"
i was waiting for a "angry pirate joke" to come out of that lol aaaaarrrrghhhhhhhhh
Try watchin that new pirate movie, lad. Its rated RRRRRRR
Thats all my material, lol
ff to 4:15 the angry pirate joke live on the news lol and some donkey punch humor lol
RIP patric. he shut this woman up the whole way through. stabbed her in the heart at the end. he was never invited back to a fox show again. she's clearly just a puppet.
Old boss sent a message she's working from home.
Then sent me an instant message. Who do you think ...still hasn't replied to her..hahahahaha
hahahahaha she contacted my coworker.. "Is bill at his desk"
Lol, I hope the hell this show gets better because Ray Donovan doesn't return for awhile
July... Ray returns in July
You didn't make a effort then bam.. Took 2 seconds
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