Thread: Cause I crash a lot of cars.

Digging through pics, finding a lot of my wrecked cars. Still missing a few.

1999, crashed my 93 Cutlass into a medium. Ripped off back tire and rear suspension. Repaired. Gotta love the 90s. You can kind see my Vegas in the trunk.

2004 Driving to work. Illegal Mexican runs red light, smashed the E320. Chased his ass. Caught him, he went to jail for a year.

99 SC2. Accident #1, guy hit me head on in a parking lot while he was looking down for his cigarettes. Got repaired.

99 SC2, Accident #2, uninsured driver pulled out in front of me.

96 GTP, tie rod break, crashed into truck

Still got two Camaros, and a Beretta to find. Cop hit me in the Beretta. County bought me a new car.

Stop putting on makeup in the car and you wouldn't have accidents. Have you owned any cars that haven't been wrecked yet?

The area in the middle of the road is a MEDIAN; not a media, not a medium. Doesn't matter if it's a big concrete barrier or a grass ditch. Any divided roadway has a MEDIAN.

Rant over.

Originally Posted by stocker

The area in the middle of the road is a MEDIAN; not a media, not a medium. Doesn't matter if it's a big concrete barrier or a grass ditch. Any divided roadway has a MEDIAN.

Rant over.

I didn't realize this was the spelling and grammar thread.

Dang girl...you need to drive near me as accident insurance...they'll hit you instead of me...lol Glad to know that they were all relatively minor. I'll have to find pics of when the tree across the street got struck by lightning and landed on my Sunfire...

Originally Posted by Bills1997GTP

I like the rims, it reminds me of LA. She woulda fit right in with the Mexican gangstas lol


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HA HA they were LA Wires. This was the 90's everyone had bowlegged. Now it's just the Hispanics.

I really do. Most of the accidents have been other cars hitting me. The MEDIAN and the time I hit the concrete block by a gas pump were the only two accidents that were purely my fault. The tie rod, insurance wise was my fault, but generally unavoidable. Lets see...19 cars, about eight or nine were wrecked. The only wreck that almost killed me, I was the passenger. She wrapped a 94 Civic around a phone pole. I was in a coma for a week, broke every rib on left side, collapsed lung, put out passenger window with the side of my face and head.

My 93 Cougar was a tank. Same as the 90 Thunderbird my sister had. She plowed through a light pole drunk at 70mph, pole snapped in half, landed on her car and had a teeny dent on the top of the car and a curved dent in the fender from the initial impact. She would have driven it away if she hadn't went to jail. I got my Saturn because of the dent resistant panels, and both accidents had to be in the front. My bags never deployed. Both Camaros crumbled like paper.

My insurance is $16 a month on the Grand Prix (PLPD) and $56 a month for the Caddy (full coverage). I bought that Saturn and had it eight years. It never broke down, not one time. Most reliable car I ever had. It was totaled 9/1/2012.
I totally still have the police report about me chasing the illegal in my smashed car. There were two other cars chasing him too on the phone with the police. I will find it tonight when I get home, scan it, and put it on here. It's a great read.