Tools needed:
Computer
High Speed Internet
Step 1:
Wake up.
Step 2.
Get out of bed, walk to computer
Step 3.
Log onto GPF.net
Step 4.
Read all posts and reply according until 5 minutes before time to leave from work. At which time, take a shower, brush teeth, put on clothes, leave for work at break neck speed.
Step 5
Sit at work desk, log on to GPF.net
Step 6
Ignore boss, work, co-workers. Any and all distractions from posting
Step 7.
Forget about lunch, continue posting.
Step 8
At 4:59pm get up from work desk, leave and go directly home.
Step 9
Sit back down to computer still logged on to GPF.net, continue replying to posts, creating new ones.
Step 10
Drink caffeine rich drinks to continue posting and replying into the wee hours of the night.
Step 11
When head falls on keyboard three times, get up and go to bed.
Step 12
Wake up, go back to Step 1.
