I figured this thread was gonna go more of this way....

"Soooo lets just say that my car broke down and it accidently got pushed into the grill in my backyard that just so happened to have the propane lines disconnected. It also just so happened that someone accidently left the gas on when they disconnected said lines (did I mention I just so happened to have completely refilled the bottle just hours before?). Then by some weird coincidence my car burst into flames as it mysteriously coasted through my side yard and into my backyard towards the grill with the disconnected propane lines while the tank was still turned on. And for some weird reason my grill was put just inches away from my house earlier that day because I was cleaning off the patio in my yard (so what if it's still dirty! I MEANT to do it but I got distracted). So as fate would have it my grand prix (which oddly enough I put $10,000 worth of insurance on two days ago with zero deductible) coasted into the grill causing a massive explosion that blew out half of my house (which hey wouldn't you know, also just had a nice insurance plan just issued on it) and burnt down the rest of it within minutes.

Me and my family also decided to stay the night in a hotel that night because the house developed a huge mold problem after flooding a few days prior. Would any of this seem suspicious.