LMFAO!!!!
Actully 3 weeks ago out in Western Oklahoma I seen a good ol' boy with a Sunbird, not only was it rattle canned flat black, from the rear quarted panels above the rear wheels and from the rear window back was cut out and a Craftsmen tool box was welded in place. A couple trailer lights were mounted on the side of the box. All painted black! I wish I had a camera (i was working at the time), no one would believe how horrible it looked. I was passing him on a highway, he was driving the damn thing, probably a 70 yr old guy.