Thread: Help with girls?

Originally Posted by bluegtp91

Grandma's basement doesn't count.

This

Hippo grow a vagina, and just ask the girl out man.

put your penis over your wrist and ask her to read your watch.

Ask her if she's ever seen the back seat of a Grand Prix before.

If yes, ask her if she wants to see yours.
If no, ask her if she wants to.

Either yes or no, **** the **** out of her in the back seat.

or when you are sitting next to her, and you get a hard on, just give her the look, motion to your crotch, so she sees your happy in the pants and ask, well what are we going to do about this? drunk girls like this one lol it gets a slap in the face or you get real lucky

If you happen to make it to the movies, bring a knife. Get a large popcorn and an erection. Cut a hole in the popcorn and stick your dick in it. Let her get to the bottom of the bucket, what happens to there is up to her, but butter is good hand job lube, or maybe she likes to eat popcorn with her mouth.

Originally Posted by bluegtp91

Grandma's basement doesn't count.

sure it does! especially if hes playing hide the sausage.

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

If you happen to make it to the movies, bring a knife. Get a large popcorn and an erection. Cut a hole in the popcorn and stick your dick in it. Let her get to the bottom of the bucket, what happens to there is up to her, but butter is good hand job lube, or maybe she likes to eat popcorn with her mouth.

FTMFW! Let the popcorn cool down a little bit if it's freshly popped.... otherwise... yeah....

I feel like we should have a mini meet to go and watch the movie with hippo and this girl, all 30 of us can sit right next to him and continue to give him what seems to be the best advice ever

hahah sitting behind him telling him what to do

make your car more race!

Lol yeah that would be funny as hell.

F*ck girls (figuratively and literally). They're all crazy, and make mental notes of things you don't do and that you have NO idea you should be doing.

Oh do not forget to wear a rubber dude, you don't need a surprise in 9 months.

Originally Posted by slick2500

Oh do not forget to wear a rubber dude, you don't need a surprise in 9 months.

unless she jumps his bones, i dont think he has the game or the balls to get laid yet lol

i bet hippos stomach is just turning with some knots tossed in with anticipation over this.

but once you get some, the mission is on, you spend the first 9 months of life trying to get out of the hole, and the rest of your life trying to get back in one.

Dayum......and I thought I was bad at this kind of stuff.


Anyways, there's nothing wrong with just being yourself (like virtually everyone has already said). What it boils down to is you've got to put on your big boy pants and ask her out. It doesn't have to be anything fancy (heck, I just got back home from a youth group/Bible study session and McDonalds run with my date and she loved it (NO pics btw)). All that matters is that you show her (figuratively mind you) that you've got some and you aren't afraid to be the man in the relationship. Just ask her to a movie, or maybe a game or two of bowling (girl and I did that last weekend) or something similar.
If you've got ideas throw them out and maybe the bunch of "helpful" guys here will offer their advice.

Spark Notes Answer:
Be yourself and gather up the nerve to ask her out. Doesn't have to be fancy, just do it. Don't be a perv about it (plenty of examples here lol ) but try to show that you're interested. Show her that you care and you'd like to spend some time with her.