Walmart has revived the American Dream by redefining our need for convenience. I am amazed that I can buy toilet paper, lettuce and motor oil all in the same place. Other times, Walmart is your local Auto trader with people parking their cars and placing for sale signs on them. Well tonight Walmart decided to hold a parking lot sale.
Oooh sweet a free couch! Just dust those babies off and look you have matching couch cushions. I mean just look at this parking lot special! No holes, no tears just 100% butt padding for your sitting/recreational enjoyment. Just make sure when you bring it home to your wifey/significant other that you don't start off by telling them "Honey, look what I brought home", because then she will confront you about spending the grocery, car and clothing money on a couch. Instead say "Honey, look what I got for FREE!!". She will love it, I mean who doesn't have some type of brown furniture in their home that wouldn't compliment this piece? She says "the couch will go great with our end tables!" Ah, yes of course.
There you have it. Enjoy your new couch. May it bring your family comfort and pleasure for years to come.
Love your local Monopoly,
Walmart
P.S. Next on the Walmart agenda-adding its name to Webster's and Microsoft Word's Spell check so that you will never have to worry about seeing that awful red line making you think you spelled Walmart name wrong.
