Thread: Chuck Norris!!

chuck norris went to the virgin islands..........now theyre just the islands

A cop once pulled over Chuck Norris. He was in such a good mood that he decided to let the cop go with a warning.

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.