im gettin that fa shaw -superbad i guess its just my favorite cause of many drunken nights watching it
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"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d*ck?"
Yea!
Character 1 "You know, your compulsive lying is getting out of hand. Out of the 5 things you just told me I don't know what's truthful and what is a lie."
Character 2 "I can assure you that 3 of those 5 things I just told you are not lies."
Character 1 "Did you just lie to me about how many times you just lied???"
Character 2 "You know me too well, my friend."
Character 1 sighs and shakes head "We need to get laid."
lol talk about bringing a thread back from the dead lol.
i agree boger RAISE THIS THREAD UP lol
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