Thread: Slowest automobile you've driven?

Originally Posted by SilvaMan61

thats awesome. they dont do any test like that around here.. you just drive

ya my hs driver ed teacher was a douche on grading but he let us do cool $hit in the car,didnt care if we did burn outs n $hit in it haha..we also had to do high speed breaking,as part of the class..we had to get up to like 65-70+ on a main road(55mph limit mind you) and slam on the brakes.. ya that was fun on snowy roads..

Originally Posted by scottydoggs

my aunt had one of them, that thing was fast for what it was, left 2 dark black lines after every burn out, and handled well to, felt like a cop car, had a 5.0 in it to.

my step son at the time, took over the car and promptly found out how to do donuts and spun it into a light pole in a parking lot with a cop on the front side of the building, he got all sorts of tickets, trespassing, and a reckless driving, with a court date lol + the car was totaled. another ford where it belongs, in the scrap yard..

haha ya idk what this thing had but it was pretty quick to a just learning 17yr old driver lol..trust me ik they will break those tires loos in a hurry..did it a few times pissed off at the teacher..lets say i didnt do so well those days,but he did compliment my ability to hold a slide around a corner lmao


edit--anyway sorry bout the thread jack there..

A 1980 something c70 grain truck with a 366 big block. Tha f***er is slow loaded.

Fastest is my buddies 2000 camaro.

Originally Posted by RareGMFan

My first car. Base model 1986 Pontiac 6000 with the 2.5L 4-Tech "Iron Duke".

Wow, I had an '88 6000 LE with that chattery Iron Duke, great car actually.

Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA

1.0L Metro Sedan. Yes, we had one that actually ran at the shop last week.

I had a '92 Geo Metro 5 speed, 3 cylinders of fire-breathing horsepower, I would cruise at 65mph turn on the A/C and watch the speedo drop to 55 mph. It had the coldest A/C I've ever felt and living in Tampa it was all I needed driving to St. Pete every day. ~50mpg was awesome.

a 2006 Suzuki Forenza was the slowest car ever, after being upset by the stupid gearshifter I was in for a surprise when the car went absolutely NOWHERE! And it was brand new at the time

11 worst cars - Consumer Reports


8 of 11

Suzuki Forenza (base)

• Consumer Reports: The 10 best cars



Score: 36
Highs: Turning circle
Lows: Acceleration, fuel economy, ride, IIHS sidecrash result, ABS option hard to find
Anti-lock brake systems, or ABS, keep a vehicle from skidding under hard braking, allowing a driver to maintain steering control during an emergency.The Forenza received a "Poor" rating from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety for side impact protection despite having head- and torso-protecting side airbags.
A Suzuki representative could not immediately comment on the rating.

Yay glad someone else agrees!

Tickles me how many Jeeps are on there.

Slowest: 2005 trail blazer ext 4wd I Lost to a crew cab s10 that says enough

Fastest: 2000 vette convertible. Also where I learned how to drive a manual

Slowest I've ever driven is my mom's '03 Honda Civic. 1.7L. That thing is a dog. It's base model too so it came with amenities like...a steering wheel and a back seat.

I have raised the bar- 2000 Lesabre with 2 dead coilpacs- How that isht was still running I do not know- It would barely pull onto the rack.

4cyl mustang.. 92 model....... Fox body..

Can I change my submission?

My blue car.

My old Eldorado, 500ci motor pushing around 3 tons lmao.

Chevy Cobalt

Originally Posted by realdiehl

Chevy Cobalt

slowest car I've owned is a 1981 VW Rabbit auto, had a vacume leak, would stall at the lights but kept it in neutral and gave it a bit of gas, then once did a neutral drop by accident and left a patch of rubber LOL