Thread: The brandonl2000 dictionary of the south

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

one armed paper hanger???!

oh, here's another for you. suppose your aim (regardless what it is) SUCKS, i would say "you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle!"

In Oklahoma... we like guns... phrased as "You couldn't hit the broad side of the barn with a scatter gun."