Thread: The brandonl2000 dictionary of the south

Originally Posted by redlinepontiac

what are grits?

Dude you live in a major city, im more country than you.

Originally Posted by Thunderturd

Dude you live in a major city, im more country than you.

i live with old people. i win.

No self respecting southerner would ever use instant grits. (Name the movie biatches).

Grits are corn boiled until it turns white and becomes a soupy mush of epically proportioned flavorlessness. Which is why they gotta add butta and sald to it.

Originally Posted by BillBoost37

No self respecting southerner would ever use instant grits. (Name the movie biatches).

Grits are corn boiled until it turns white and becomes a soupy mush of epically proportioned flavorlessness. Which is why they gotta add butta and sald to it.

oh my cousin vinny! great movie.

imo the best part of that movie is when hes going back and fourth with the huge guy at the pool hall, nah im going for option B, kicking your ass, then later on he knocks him the F out lol

yes, a big POT of boiling grits with TONS of butter and.."sald."

a smidge of sugar is good too

^^ Hick

We have steamed cheeseburgers and great sources of seafood. Come at us, bro.

Originally Posted by Wotgtp

We have steamed cheeseburgers and great sources of seafood. Come at us, bro.

Steamed cheeseburger? Never heard of that one... is the whole thing steamed, or the buns or what?

Originally Posted by FriboRage

Steamed cheeseburger? Never heard of that one... is the whole thing steamed, or the buns or what?

Just the burger and cheese. It also sits in a tray when it's being steamed so all the fat and juice's stay in the burgers. Omnomnom.

C'mon Ed.. you could have done better than a steamed cheeseburger.

Originally Posted by Wotgtp

We have steamed cheeseburgers and great sources of seafood. Come at us, bro.

GROSS. we FRY our cheese burgers and they have all the grease and flavorings fried right in, so that when you take a bit of said delicious cheeseburger, all those flavors EXPLODE in your mouth. and unless you got fried "scrimps," step aside sir.



UPDATE!!: Another reference to the phrase, "cut up," can be used when describing someone achieving something or doing something positive.
Example: I called the insurance today and saved us a ton of money. Upon announcing to the family, I was praised by "cut up then!"

(thought I might add that in so you guys don't have such negative phrases to go about)

this whole thread makes me happier than a tornader ina trailahpark

You sound more like a Mafia Mater than a southern hick.

Chik Fil A and Zaxby's are the best for chicken. And the waffle fries and texas toast are superb as well.

well those may be the best corporate places for that. let me take you into the heart of downtown memphis, there's a wonderful chicken joint there.

Do they have epically awesome chicken fried chicken?

......they have epically awesome fried chicken.

No chicken fried chicken? there is a bit of a difference.

i've never had it, that's all. i'm pretty sure they have it, they have all the chicken u can dream of.