Thread: It feels so good to be buzzed

I haven't had a drink in over a month. I just had a double of jack danny and 3 guinness. Feels damn good man. I'm gonna....

Party muh face off
Get womanz
Derink
Grind on wimmanz
High five a street sign
?????
Drink
Profit with an unfixed income
Profit maor

Ryn and tell that.

Get offf GPF NOW. And go get laid.

Workin on it. Bish be gringing on me all night. Got a numbet all eeady. Club is hot.

BYE

B*tches be pickin' him up.

I ain'y too drunk to pick up bishes. They pick me up. Run tell thay.

So you be up in da club......

Gettin yo drank on....

And yo swerve on....

All whilst gettin yo GPF on?????



The dumb things people do with smart phones.........

SHUT UP SLOW YOU SPELLED VEHICLE WRONg!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by plus36

shut up slow you spelled vehicle wrong!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Slowpoke

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whenwhere?how?

haha imma drink and chill on GPF...

gonna laugh if he gets arrested. i didnt get to drink tonight

getting drunk is the solution to just about all of life's problems.

So here's how it all went down last night.....

Me and some people go out after work, and pre game at ruby tuesdays, get food, etc. Then me and the guys went to a bar in hartford and ordered some more drinks, then headed upstairs (that's where the "club" part of the bar is). While we're talking I keep seeing this woman eyeing me while she's dancing with a friend. So I snag a buddy and we eventually work our way towards there. The woman (sarah) has dat ass, so while some random remix by the guido looking DJ was playing she was grinding on me with her bottom so all was well. Her friend did not like my buddy one bit lol, so she ditched him and grabbed sarah and I just bert stared my buddy and asked him happened. He said he tried dancing with her but he said she got weirded out and didn't want to. I said "son I am dispoint" and we went back to our group lol. So eventually I needed another guinness so I went to the bar and noticed sarah at the bar. So I went up and talked to her and found out her *ock blocking friend was in the bathroom. So of course as the smooth operator that I am I grab her by the hand and we go back to the dance floor. We start dancing again but now her friend just text'd her. ****. So now she's getting pissed because we're having a good time again and she says her friend is being pissy so she has to go look for her. I take this as an opportunity to exchange numbers, which we did and we went our separate ways.

So now i'm back with my buddies, and by this time we're pretty much "lit" as the kids call it theses days(not drunk but not buzzed", or something like that). So I talk to my buddy about cars, forums, etc. and he suggested I just make a trolling drunk thread. Which I did lol. While we were being childish with our smart phones, my other buddy(the one who can't wingman for ****) tells me he needs ME to wing man for HIM. I wanted to laugh at him, but he was already with a woman, and her whale friend next to her. I'm like "I need to use the bathroom". So I decide to *itch out in style and make my automotive buddy do it, lol. Here's the real funny part, he's only 5'7 and skinny, the whale was about 5'9 and..well...heavy. So after my bathroom break I see him dancing with the other girl and the size difference is he-lar-e-us. My automotive buddy is giving me the **** you look and my other buddy seems to be having the time of his life. So it looked like my work here was done lol.

So at the end of the night and the bar is closing down, I get a text from sarah. She was saying she had a good time and wanted to meet up soon and hang out and I found out that she's a good cook. I responded that I also had a good time that would be great, and I suggested dinner at her place. So now I have a date on monday at her place. **** yeah.


So this is my cool story, hope you like'd it.

And the moral of the story is... You never know which chick has a dick.