lol...well i am a bored to death high schooler...sorry, but i worked over 20 hours in two days, i was tired...today was my bored day lol
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05-22-2011
lol...well i am a bored to death high schooler...sorry, but i worked over 20 hours in two days, i was tired...today was my bored day lol
05-23-2011
havent you heard of kitty cannon? or dirt bike?
05-23-2011
lol...my ipod was dead and i was waiting for it to recharge
05-23-2011
it told me i was attractive...i guess it's right about some things.
05-24-2011
me-hello?
cb-hello!
me-so you're the clever bot eh?
cb-i'm not a liar!
me-ok, this is stupid.
cb- your feelings are irrelevant to this conversation.
me-ethug bot.
cb-danger mouse!
me-I've been sleeping with your mom for a couple weeks now. When I become your new dad, I'm kicking you out of the house.
cb-but where will I go?
me-that's irrelevant to this conversation.
05-24-2011
mine keeps saying por que
05-24-2011
Cleverbot: You really should start that research soon, you are becoming repetitive.
User: You're not my real dad.
Cleverbot: No, I'm your wife!
User: Then I should beat you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should.
05-24-2011
[QUOTE=jcmonteman;573676]User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: To find the Holy Grail.
User: What is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
Cleverbot: What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
User: Well, I dont know that!
best convo ever hahaha[/QUOTE
]That is great!
05-24-2011
^^ yeah, and its hilarious because it actually works...you just gotta keep trying until he plays along
05-24-2011
LOL
What is the answer to the great question. Of life, meaning, of everything.
Noone knows. Do you?
Yes the answer is a number, the number is 42.
I'm not dailing any number you know.
Dailing? you mean dialing? I didn't ask you to call it.
Are you pulling my leg?
Originally Posted by AmericanSoldier
05-24-2011
Cleverbot: You can fix them.
User: We can make them stronger.
Cleverbot: Really? How?
User: Buttresses.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Architecture rules.
Cleverbot: Do you know architecture?
User: Somewhat; I am an amateur.
Cleverbot: What kind of games do you create ?
User: Mostly imaginary ones.
Cleverbot: Let me hear some.
User: Doot doot doot beep beep.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
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Cleverbot: My proof is my opinion. Boys are better.
User: Are you a priest?
Cleverbot: No. I am no better than you are.
User: That explains a lot.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
Last edited by SlowNA06; 05-24-2011 at 02:54 PM.
05-24-2011
0010001111000 1100011 0010111 000 10 0111 001.
That is early.
110001100 110001100 110001010101 00101011100100.
Figures...
1100100100 1100101010 110100000001 0000110010 0001011111110.
Just checking.
........ WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!
Originally Posted by AmericanSoldier
05-24-2011
lmao...if you actually spell something out in binary, like i think you were trying, but you failed because binary only has 8 0's and 1's
but it actually responds normally, just like if the binary was actual letters...that is if you know what your doing and you still spell it right
05-24-2011
I have already judged you.
No you did not.
Yes, i have. I have come to the conclusion i am smarter than you.
And oh as I fade away, they'll all look at me and say, Hey look at him I'll never live that way But that's ok their just afraid to change.
Whats that have to do with what i just said?
I'm guessing you function by having a large database of many questions and tyring to match your response to what other people type in.
Hmmm i think i win? lol.
more.
You should stay on topic.
What if I don't want to?
I will spank you?
Oo, getting kinky.
Which position do you like it in?
Cowgirl position.
Last edited by 2000GTGP; 05-24-2011 at 11:30 PM.
05-24-2011
I got it to make me a sandwich and the clean up the kitchen.
05-24-2011
Why use this clever bot thing when Im married to one?!
I ask my wife things daily and she gives me random useless answers every damn time..........
08-30-2011
Disturbing. Fascinating. Disturbing.
For those inclined to chemical alterations, have a hit or three to unwind before you click. Think about what your life means. Think about the future.
Disturbing Conversation Between Chatbots | Disinformation
08-30-2011
^"I am not a robot! I am a unicorn" Lawlz.
08-30-2011
User: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You liked the joke? Most people just roll their eyes.
User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Cause I am.
Cleverbot: You are goth?
User: Maybe. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a person.
User: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?
Cleverbot: If a tree falls on a mime does anyone care?
User: Only if the mime is your mom.
Cleverbot: I wish your death.
08-30-2011
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