I'm driving to work, I see a cop going the opposite way. For some reason I knew he looked at me, and I watched him get in the turning lane. Well I figured if he was going to turn around he would, so I just kept driving. I look in my rearview again and I see him stuck behind two cars. So I'm just casually driving, waiting for him to catch up to me. It was clearly for my tint so I wasn't worried about anything. He flicks me and I pull over, he comes to my car asks for my info, where im going, told me my windows looked a little dark, blah blah. Asked me how my driving record was, and I told him 'it's horrible.' He asked why and I told him that I have a speeding problem but I'm 'getting better at it.' He goes to his car, then comes back maybe 2 minutes later..
Cop: 'I'm going to give you a warning this time. By the way... what's with the license plate, 'lol slow'?'
Me: 'my car is super slow haha'
Cop: 'But I thought you told me that you got a lead foot?' while he's kind of laughing.
Me: 'well yeah but it just takes my car a really long time to get up to fast speeds'
The cop almost died, he was like you just made my day. Then he pretty much told me to leave my tint on, it looks good, and to just take a chance in getting pulled over again lol.