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Originally Posted by brandonl2000

So I wake up this morning, not only is there some sort of construction going on across the street that was somehow rumbling my house, there was some bastard child I assume playing what sounded like a recorder, terribly may I add. I was so angry pissed. Can't sleep for these bastards.

But I went to the doctor. She was VERY impressed with my blood work, said I'm very healthy, all my thyroid levels, sugar, everything was fine. Said my cholesterol could not be more perfect. (HAHA to you mafakers who think I eat poorly!) And anyway she said the only bad thing was my Vitamin D was low, which is probably causing my kidney stones. So I got a supplement for that. And so she's gonna get a CT scan for that. No hernia, just a small ring around my naval area that could be the tiniest hernia if I strain the right way, as long as I stay thin I have nothing to worry about. She prescribed me an acid blocker for my nausea.
And then the bad news. I had some things going on I'd rather not discuss, but she gave me a medication to try, and in 2 weeks I have to see a GI doctor, undergo sedation and a more thorough exam, and be considered for surgery or similar procedure.

YAY fvckin me!

How was y'all's day??

Spill it. No secrets are allowed on GPF.

Originally Posted by dsmuts

Hysterectomy?

Seems legit.

Originally Posted by jerZcavy4120

If your a Republican. **** you.
If your a Democrat. **** you.


why can't we just fight together for a better country.
and focus on the problems we've created for ourselves.
instead of sending a bunch of idiots to Mars.

Lol spendocrats.

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

Had a decent night at work I guess, it was slow, so that helped my draggin ass. Dad came and got his haircut and took me to dinner.

Might I add his wife's out of town. Then he asks to borrow my phone.. er okay. So he calls up some random woman, wouldn't answer any of my questions, clearly I must know her. He was "seeing what she was doing tonight" and "if he should come knocking." I'm like Jesus dad...come on.

Lolz...good old dad..

Dad's a pimp. Boss as f*ck.

So where did he go wrong w/you? Mr. NotSoPimp

Originally Posted by Nixon

Dad's a pimp. Boss as f*ck.

So where did he go wrong w/you? Mr. NotSoPimp

LOL. Well, that's the difference between me and my family. I keep stuff like that under wraps. I grew up with my grandparents, it just simply was not discussed. I keep it that way.

thay all idle that high when you first start it up in the morning, till they warm up, even in the summer months.



unless its like that all the time, then id say vac leak or gummed up TB

Y U No add coolant like light say to?

Just unplug the sensor.

It's been a long day, rough day at work, my head was hurting, things just weren't going well. Then a customer got me in trouble, said I was rude to him, when what it boils down to is he was mad he thinks he got skipped. So fvck him and his nappy ass head!

So on the way home I swang by the liquor store and got me some Kahlua Chocolate Latte and then some regular Kahlua for my coffee in the mornings

Random thought of the day.. don't shoot yourself in the wrist with a nail gun.

Random thought 2, it is hard as hell to type with a wrist immobilizer.

i have a friend who did that with a 6 penny nail, the x rays were cool, the nail went right in between all the bones. he had the trigger held down doing window trim. one hand was holding the trim, and went pop , pop, pop into his wrist, and nailed himself to the wood lol

pulled the nail out of the wood and went right to the hospital lol

he said the Dr basically just pulled it out with a pair of pliers, his wrist did swell a lot.

with any luck you also went through with no real damage.

Well my story isn't as bad. I was building a pallet, nail hit a knot, bent itself into a U and shot out the side where my hand happened to be. It probably only went in 1/4", but it hurt like hell from my hand to my elbow. I pulled it out as soon as I saw it.

I tried to to just go with it and not go to the hospital but an hour later it was throbbing, so I figured I better go get it checked out.

No breaks, no major damage. I probably hit a bone and got some sensitive soft tissue, so they immobilized me and gave me some meds.

thats good i guess lol better than nailing yourself to the wall.

same friend also cut the tip of his big toe off mowing his lawn, so hes kinda a dope.

another friend was using a 3 1/2 inch cordless dewalt saw, it skipped out of the wall he was cutting and it took off his thumb. he does the magic thumb trick like no other lol

another guy i know lost his foot while driving a fork lift, some other jerk left the forks up and he backed in them and chopped his foot off at the ankle.

i worked with another guy who was replacing the metal trim on a flat roof, he was spinning the metal and hit the high power lines on the pole right next to the roof, blew him off the roof 25 foot drop to the ground, and the electricity went in his hand and out his foot, blew his foot wide open.

best one ever was this asshole brian, we all called him brain lol the roofing co had just got a new power sweeper

looked sorta like this pic. any way the owner was on site and this jerk was showing off and making the sweeper work harder then it should have been. once it backs up the broom part sweeps backwards so it would kick up and push you back. when this happen you SIMPLY LET THE HANDLES GO, well this dope held on tight and it pushed him off the roof. at the last moments he knew he was going over, so on the way down he grabbed the edge and ripped his arm out of his shoulder. landed in a 2 foot strip of rocks right next to a curb. earlier in the day another guy sold brian a pair of sunglasses, the guy took them off his face and said i wont see you friday now. then the owner walks up and goes, and i quote, "hey brian it dont look like your gonna get 40 hours this week" lol

on top of all this, he goes off to the hospital via ambulance, has massive internal injury's and dies on the table for 3 minutes or so. he pulled through, but is still a jerk.


believe it or not i have a few more bad news stories under my belt, ladder falls, hot tar accidents. more ugly stuff.

Dear god lol
by ripped his arm you mean off? Or dislocate ?

it was still held on by skin i guess he got really f ed up.

he was in a cast wrist to shoulder, and around his chest, and the brace from elbow to hip lol i don't like to say this but he deserved it like no other.

i saved his ass one other time too. we were do a full rip, like to the beams, removed all the old steel decking as it was rotted to hell. soft spots all over the roof. the kicker, the place makes glass pains, the whole place is rows of glass all over. so hes working the back pack blower on a area of the roof he had no reason for being in ( doing his own thing again) im the foreman so im kinda keeping a eye on people, and im watching him and saying to myself wtf is he doing all the way over there? and he fell through the roof right in front of my eyes. the blower kept him from going through all the way, me and another guy pulled him back up.

then theres my own fun time stories.

had a ladder kick out from under me while i was 30 feet up, i bounced 4 feet back up and was out cold. black and blue on the whole right side of my body for weeks. oh the colors lol

i fell through a house roof while doing a addition, my leg got hung up in the hole and it popped like a chicken bone, there i am hanging from the rafters in the kitchen of this house. with my good leg i scooted a chair over to me landed on that and then the floor, hopped to the couch and watched my knee blow up like a melon. leg immobilizer for 3 months, stretched collateral ligament. im still shocked i didnt break it.

i also blew up my first hot tar lugger when i was 12, it rained hot tar all over me and my dads partners kid, i had a hat on, he did not lol

2, 3 rd degree burns, they really hurt a lot. like my skin was bubbling off my leg. oh boy thats gonna leave a mark!

there's more im just tired of typing lol

Originally Posted by Kolton Lock

The grand prix feels like such a heavy thing compared to the 330i I drove..

no no no......thast just FWD syndrome.

Originally Posted by ctracer

no no no......thast just FWD syndrome.

Nope, its a heavy pig. My Stealth is like a quick running back whereas the Grand Prix is a fat lineman.