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i need a job that pays me. like actually cuts me a check to have on pay day. i went two weeks without pay earlier this month. now this pay cycle was missed too.

the worst part is i dont know whos fault it is. it could either be my aunt, who is supposed to submit the hours.. or the state, who actually pays out. both parties deny responsibility.



some one needs to be smacked upside the head.










with a sledge hammer/

Originally Posted by Mad Monkey

Right over your head Brando.

no i got it.

Originally Posted by scottydoggs

i have two words for you, "crate training" look it up. you can thank me later lol


when you have a pup, the best thing for it and your sanity is to crate the dog. when your not home. its the safest thing for the dog, or if you cant "be" with the dog while at home. they tear up stuff, aka your house, and can eat stuff and die from it. you think food cost money, wait for an emergency vet bill.

i trained my dog to just go in, when he would just go in he got a cookie. after a few months of this if he saw me putting my shoes on he went to the crate and waited for his cookie.

leave nothing but a toy in the crate, no food no water. most pups wont sh1t where they sleep, and lock him up at night too, the first week or so will be painful with the yapping at first, but they get over it, and you can sleep better knowing its safe.

yeah, I have a crate/kennel thing for her, she stays in it while I'm at work. But if I'm at home I can't see her being locked in it. She sleeps with me, mainly because I can't stand whimpering and especially at night and such, my sleep is numero uno. She sleeps fine, I sleep fine, it's a win win.

I've got a stick scott LoL some stuff needs close tho

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

yeah, I have a crate/kennel thing for her, she stays in it while I'm at work. But if I'm at home I can't see her being locked in it. She sleeps with me, mainly because I can't stand whimpering and especially at night and such, my sleep is numero uno. She sleeps fine, I sleep fine, it's a win win.

if you cant give your full attention to the pup while at home, crate it, its for the best, safety wise for the pup, till it gets older.


covering the crate with a blanket so the pup cant see out, helps a lot with the night time whimpering. and make sure the crates not to big, if so they "WILL" pee in the corner and stay on the other side, then you need to clean the crap out of everything.

the best advice for house training is, when the pup is in the crate, or your bed all night lol before the pup gets up. (or any time is a sleep) take it out side to piss, this way it will learn "this is where we go potty", and you'll learn the look of a pup who want to piss real fast if not already, they will be running all over the place playing, then just stop, get that blank look on their face, then squat lol when you see that blank stare pick the dog up and take it outside, to the pee area. and tell the dog go pee pee or what ever you want, every time, they learn like that. remember it dont speak English....it needs to learn commands some how, this should be its first command.

i got my dog at 8 weeks old, by 10 weeks, 2 weeks of having him, he was going to the door and barking to go out. most are quick learners, as dogs dont like to crap where they live, unless left no choice. pups piss a lot too lol

dont know if you have this by you but "nature's miracle" works great for killing pet stain odors, so good that the dog cant smell it either. they smell piss and associate it as this is where i go. so kill the smell and they dont get the urge to piss on that spot no more.


Nature's Miracle Stain & Odor Remover - Pet Odor Remover and Pet Stain Remover from petco.com

this is good stuff, it will make sure you get your security deposit back when your lease is up lol

and bitter apple spray works good to keep them from chewing on stuff you don't want them to chew on. rugs, shoes, all that good stuff, even furniture legs.

Yeah, we're doing a great job so far with the going outside thing. I take her out first thing going out of the bed, and I guess every hour that we're at home. She pees great outside, and often! I don't know why she pees so much I can't hardly get the whore to drink any water.
But if I'm doing anything around the house, she'll be on the floor and follows me usually. So I just watch her. I've only had her pee in the house once and I was like "NO! outside" and outside we went immediately. lolz

not on my damn rug you little chit.

i used to have this tape years ago, it came out after the jerky boys tapes came out. funny asshole this guy is.

for you brando

lolz... yankee accents kill me

Brandon, picture of this said puppy?

10001110101

901-494-6xxx

HEY now what the hell ya doin, Bill??

And here Danielle,
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...0/206b1e00.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...0/eb1f8dfd.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...0/5a501a9d.jpg

Friday night, Boyfriend and I were at the mall and I somehow got him to agree to go look at rings. As I could barely hold my excitement in, he sat there like a trooper for an hour and was very involved. Found one we both like. Then on Saturday, I gave him an ultimatum. Propose in 6 months or we're moving on from each other. It's been 6 years, it has come to the time of...you either wanna be with me forever, or ya don't. So, if he's as smart as I think he is.....well, I can only hope.

There ya go boys. 6mo and Danielle will be either back on or forever off the market!!

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

HEY now what the hell ya doin, Bill??

And here Danielle,
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...0/206b1e00.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...0/eb1f8dfd.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...0/5a501a9d.jpg

Thanks blurry cam guy. Y u no embed jackass.

Originally Posted by danielle15

Friday night, Boyfriend and I were at the mall and I somehow got him to agree to go look at rings. As I could barely hold my excitement in, he sat there like a trooper for an hour and was very involved. Found one we both like. Then on Saturday, I gave him an ultimatum. Propose in 6 months or we're moving on from each other. It's been 6 years, it has come to the time of...you either wanna be with me forever, or ya don't. So, if he's as smart as I think he is.....well, I can only hope.

Whoa... he looked at rings, meaning he's entertaining the idea of being stuck with you forever. Then you smack him with a baseball bat...hmmm not really the tactful way to be suggestive. lol If you wanna be married so badly, propose to him!


Brando.. I wanted to see who was awake.

Well I don't wanna clutter up the forum with pics of my dog lol. But sorry that's THE only camera I have, good ole cellulite device phone.

LoL clutter and this forum go hand in hand. It's how you are still here lol
Called random for reason

Brandom is really close to Random

Ive been on him for awhile now to sh1t or get off the pot. So, hopefully he does something about it. Like buys that gorgeous ring I fell in love with.
And I will NOT propose to him. He needs to get down on one knee and do it right. His mother proposed to his dad, and yeah. I'm not doing that.

And Brandon, all I see is smiley faces. Wth man?