Thread: POST WHORINGZ THREADZ!11!!1!one

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There is a first for everything, right?

Well, as of 5pm today, I have about 80% of my Christmas shopping done!
I was kickin a$$ and taking names at the stores.
I saved $103 at kohls, and other amazing deals at other stores.

Normally, I am not one to get any shopping done before the week of Christmas; let alone before thanksgiving, but I did this year.
Go me!

shop for me plz? kthx.

I've been done with my shopping for a week or so now. Bought most of my stuff online.

And y'all think I'm kiddin...came across this on fb.

"‎Im fixin' to tell you something about being Southern. Being Southern doesn't mean that I'm not educated. I may say "ain't" and "y'all" and call you "Sweetie" or 'Honey" and I might "bless a lot of hearts" and I might even "piddle around". I'll greet you with a big "Hey". All soda pop is "Coke" and I might refer to my grocery cart as a "buggy" and by golly, that's okay. I'm polite and say "Ma'am" and "Sir". And if you hear a Southerner say, "Oh, hell no!!", you'd better run! If you're proud to be a Southerner then click 'LIKE' on my status. Then go up yonder and copy & paste to your status. :-). And P.S. if you don't know where yonder is then you ain't from the south."

lol yuuuuuuuuuup.

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

And y'all think I'm kiddin...came across this on fb.

"‎Im fixin' to tell you something about being Southern. Being Southern doesn't mean that I'm not educated. I may say "ain't" and "y'all" and call you "Sweetie" or 'Honey" and I might "bless a lot of hearts" and I might even "piddle around". I'll greet you with a big "Hey". All soda pop is "Coke" and I might refer to my grocery cart as a "buggy" and by golly, that's okay. I'm polite and say "Ma'am" and "Sir". And if you hear a Southerner say, "Oh, hell no!!", you'd better run! If you're proud to be a Southerner then click 'LIKE' on my status. Then go up yonder and copy & paste to your status. :-). And P.S. if you don't know where yonder is then you ain't from the south."

lol yuuuuuuuuuup.

tl;dr

Sweet potatoes sure are good

Originally Posted by realdiehl

tl;dr

Sweet potatoes sure are good

you don't EVEN know! lol.

my grandmomma makes the best sweet potato casserole. omg. and sweet potato pie!

SERIOUSLY!
what happened to threads getting locked after no posts for a month or more? keep getting notifications about 5month old threads lol


not complaining, just annoying.

also annoying is homework, i don't wanna do it, so I'm distracting myself.

Originally Posted by Mad Monkey

SERIOUSLY!
what happened to threads getting locked after no posts for a month or more? keep getting notifications about 5month old threads lol


not complaining, just annoying.

also annoying is homework, i don't wanna do it, so I'm distracting myself.

For that... im gonna go comment on all old dead threads that you posted in.

Seriously, dont come in the hardware store and make up some BS excuse for why you are buying 100% lye crystals. I wasn't born yesterday.
So no, I don't believe that your "buddy" told you to come in here to get it because it works wonders on drains and your sick of pouring 5 gallons of drano down the drain.

Also, the fact that your skin looks hideously scarred and full of sores and you smell like a$$ totally gave it away.

****ing stupid ass city.

Originally Posted by danielle15

Seriously, dont come in the hardware store and make up some BS excuse for why you are buying 100% lye crystals. I wasn't born yesterday.
So no, I don't believe that your "buddy" told you to come in here to get it because it works wonders on drains and your sick of pouring 5 gallons of drano down the drain.

Also, the fact that your skin looks hideously scarred and full of sores and you smell like a$$ totally gave it away.

So I'm going to guess.... crystal meth? Sorry, I never got into that "scene". lulz

Man, its only Monday...yet it feels like I have been dealing with some of these dumb asses for days.
3 day work week...I'm so glad you're here...

Originally Posted by Pepino

So I'm going to guess.... crystal meth? Sorry, I never got into that "scene". lulz

Man, its only Monday...yet it feels like I have been dealing with some of these dumb asses for days.
3 day work week...I'm so glad you're here...

Yes your right. I didn't know it either till couple years ago.
I don't understand the whole drug thing either.

Originally Posted by danielle15

Yes your right. I didn't know it either till couple years ago.
I don't understand the whole drug thing either.

I thought I actually figured something out until I realized "lye crystals" kinda gives it away. Plus a few old/ex friends got into the heroin usuage pretty heavy and there face looked like a bunch of red moon craters....

Well my choice is only labelled as a drug because of that damn government always trying to hold the man down.
It's green and grows naturally from the ground..... its serious stuff.... Not opium either!

Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.

I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

Originally Posted by jerZcavy4120

I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

just fyi. t'isnt working...