Thread: POST WHORINGZ THREADZ!11!!1!one

4/20 is ghey

i drink.

i hate having no plans

I don't get why everyone makes a big deal out of 4/20. It's just another day of the week. You don't see potheads making a big deal out of all the drinking "holidays" the alcoholics get.

im going to become an uncle- in law, thats not officially in law yet, tonight. stupid teen pregnancy.. imma buy a big ass box of popcorn and watch whats left of there retarded lives crumble to the ground. then im gna punch the baby daddy in the cliterous when he walks out on them, which once he does will make my GF basiclly become the second parent of one dumbass mistake. and i have a funny feeling that part of my salary will soon be puting diapers on the kids ass. which really sucks because my car is falling apart. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

moving and starting new job next week. life is getting where i want it to be......

....on a brighter note... ill probably be able to play my game boy for the next 8 hours while i sit and wait for the lil ***** to be born... the whole family knows how against this pregnancy i am. ill be able to get away with it.

Gameboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

New headlights are on there way. Got some fenders picked out. Still looking for a hood and bumper. But man it's a good day.

Going to the bank to pay off my car tomorrow. You bishes better get ready for muh mad modz.

hookah is awesome.

i feel sick to my stomach. stupid burger king.

you want to buy my wheels. do it.

wanna give me the money u want for them? then ill buy them from u do it.

Originally Posted by Grandprixchick

Like to hookah being awesome( just got home from smokin it up! ) Dislike to you feeling like crap! lol

thanks lol

ugh had some strawberry flavored stuff tonight, it was delish.

my friend dropped the coal on my floor mat so i have a nice little burn mark to explain to my parents on my passenger floor mat. ****. at least it kinda smells like strawberry in my car though

Get rid of the mat. Problem solved.

yea i could. i still taste it. yum.

Jaren, you said that your mom walked in on you and girl naked in your bed and she didn't get mad. So why would she get mad about a burn mark? lol. Tell her one of your friends were smoking a cigarette and dropped it on accident or something.

I don't smoke hookah so I wouldn't know.

But honestly, I think being caught naked with someone in your bed is a hell of a lot worse than a burn mark. Just sayin'.