Thread: POST WHORINGZ THREADZ!11!!1!one

Done did it. I've tasted basically every fluid on a car except for rear-end oil.

It's super entertaining watching a rookie salesman deliver a car he knows jack s**t about. uhhhm uhhhm

Originally Posted by 4THGENCAMAROFAN

Done did it. I've tasted basically every fluid on a car except for rear-end oil.

have you tried battery acid yet?

now thats some good stuff right there, its got a little bit of a lime taste with a acid after taste.

i actually inhaled some battery acids the other day i coughed forever. i was taking the battery cables off the minivan and it had some corrosion or whatever all on the top so i blew it off in one spot and then i inhaled some air to blow another spot and the dust was in the air

well i had the liquid battery acid version lol

i dropped a battery, it broke and shot acid up my leg, shirt, face hair, f'ing every where, lucky i shut my eyes. but it got in my mouth, and yum. all of my cloths were trash too, holes every were, and it leaves a slick slimy feeling on your skin for a while too.

so i was coming home tonight. I stopped at a red light in an unlit area. light turns green and right as i hit the gas i see a little motion out of the corner of my eye. I slammed the brakes, and guess what passes in front of me with no hesitation.. a black kid wearing all black, with a black backpack riding an all black bike. ****ing kid. you know? and he mustve been atleast 16 YO. idiot, evan when i was 12 riding my bike on main roads, in broad daylight, i would pay attention to the ****ing traffic signals.

it makes me wonder if all those people who get hit and killed while skate boarding or riding their bike asked for it. i mean sure there are drunk driving incidents or other circumstances where the driver of the car should be at fault. but i seriously think that most of it boils down to natural selection. if your dum enough to neglect yeilding to a 4000 pound seemingly unstoppable machine, possibly controlled by a brain dead moron, then you do indeed need to be taken out.

its funny how i hit the brakes to avoid killing him, then afterward i wanted to kill him.

^in Indiana they passed a law in July that no longer gives pedestrians the right of way...so here you may have gotten away with it.

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...
It's supposed to be a happy day, but that's not looking to promising.
Grrrrr

need. to. cum....

Awkward......

Baby monkey! Baby monkey! Riding backwards on a pig...

its been a couple days lol

well head on over to the FFA - after adding some more pics to our threads.. !!! you know the ones!

need lady assitance

I don't. Like. Kids.

its the circle of life, and it moves us all!

Originally Posted by danielle15

^in Indiana they passed a law in July that no longer gives pedestrians the right of way...so here you may have gotten away with it.

hell, they need to do that here! you know how many manned bicycles i've nearly hit! here, the people seem to have the attitude that "oh, right, my sh*t doesn't stink and you WONT hit me cus you just knowww *neck roll*that i wont hit you cusssssss you willlll beat a n***a ass!?" wtf. no. shut up this blue car will plow right over you.
ugh i cant stand ghetto people.

so my attitude is, i don't drive my car on the sidewalk therefore pedestrians shouldn't be walking in the road. when and only WHEN i start driving my car on the sidewalk, THEN it is appropriate to walk in the street!
im gonna sideswipe someone's bah-donk one day if they keep this up.

^^ You crack me up lol