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Originally Posted by danielle15

#*&@ this $#!&

/rant.

(also the sound of changing the back spark plugs)

Originally Posted by danielle15

#*&@ this $#!&

/rant.

What now?

Originally Posted by danielle15

#*&@ this $#!&

/rant.

Yup yup... its a Monday

I wish it was Monday. I've been having Monday's for the past 2 weeks. I don't like it. Tomorrow after work, I'm doing something about it.

Originally Posted by danielle15

I wish it was Monday. I've been having Monday's for the past 2 weeks. I don't like it. Tomorrow after work, I'm doing something about it.

You're moving overseas?

No. Finding a new job.

Son: dad how was I born?
Dad: well son your mom and I got together at "yahoo".

We "setup" a date via "e-mail" and met in "cyber cafe".

Your mom agreed to "download data" from my "hard drive" through "Data cable".

Just when I was about to "transfer", we realized that none of us had "installed" a "firewall".

It was too late to hit "delete".

Nine months later a "pop-up window" appeared, saying 'YOU HAVE GOT A VIRUS'

Originally Posted by danielle15

No. Finding a new job.

This thread will die if you do that.

I snap my spark plugs off in the head, because that's the way a man does it.

should have turned the other way.

I remember my brothers first spark plug change. I warned him. I said "DO NOT OVERTIGHTEN them."

He's standing over the front of his Eclipse and I hear the ratchet click, and click, and click, and click and "SONOFA"

Luckily it snapped off to where we could still get ahold of it and get it back out. I showed him how to tighten the next one and he learned a VERY valuable lesson that day.

Yeah, snapped off in a happy place, so it just caused me an additional 5 minutes of frustration. At least it wasn't the one under the alternator, though, it came in second for least convenient plug to snap right behind the O2 sensor.

Got to work right. Drove all damn day and got back to work. The manager ***** had already left, but I was prepared to tell her ass what was up. So then the assistant manager (which bless her heart I DO like her and I know she has to agree with her higher ups, but damn) I didn't speak to. NATURALLY because you just basically told me **** your grandma get to work. So anyway...she's like OH how is she?? I explained. Ah, so what are you bringin for the potluck? I'm bringing blah blah blah. I'm thinkin WHAT where is this crap coming from???
One minute we're haggling over the phone over my job and the next we're baking goodies for thanksgiving??
So this continues. We go to the back to sign up for said potluck, she's like let's go smoke, here's one for you! (puts cig in my hand) I'm like okeyyyy.

SO yeah no idea what that was about. But she did tell me she was tired of doing the *****'s dirty work. So perhaps it was genuine.

Originally Posted by brandonl2000

Got to work right. Drove all damn day and got back to work. The manager ***** had already left, but I was prepared to tell her ass what was up. So then the assistant manager (which bless her heart I DO like her and I know she has to agree with her higher ups, but damn) I didn't speak to. NATURALLY because you just basically told me **** your grandma get to work. So anyway...she's like OH how is she?? I explained. Ah, so what are you bringin for the potluck? I'm bringing blah blah blah. I'm thinkin WHAT where is this crap coming from???
One minute we're haggling over the phone over my job and the next we're baking goodies for thanksgiving??
So this continues. We go to the back to sign up for said potluck, she's like let's go smoke, here's one for you! (puts cig in my hand) I'm like okeyyyy.

SO yeah no idea what that was about. But she did tell me she was tired of doing the *****'s dirty work. So perhaps it was genuine.

Owner said something to them.

Oh no I don't think so. Because just last night she told me "idc that you called [owner] he's gonna leave it up to me and it's my decision what to do." So I doubt he did anything.

I took care of it Brando. Told ya I would.

Ha. I wish you could buddy

speaking of call of duty, yall know what comes out next week?