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Getting Closer to Oktoberfest and I will be in Staufen Germany for work for a week all paid for by my company :'D :'D :'D GLOBAL IT PERSONS SUMMIT awwwww yeaaaahh


Also has anyone else noticed that Oktoberfest beer and pumpkin beer is being released really early this year? Or is it just my area?

Originally Posted by danielle15

I was packing up some rollers to ship out and grabbed a whole bunch of packing paper. Well the piece had to have been 50+ ft long. So I wrapped myself up in it, had a train and everything. I walked thru the shop pretending I was in a wedding dress.

Oh. My. God. SOMEONE CALL THE BOYFRIEND AND WARN HIM!!!

Originally Posted by TLSheff

Oh. My. God. SOMEONE CALL THE BOYFRIEND AND WARN HIM!!!

Poor guy, he's getting an earful tonight.



I hate vacations... you always have to come back. I wanna skip work and go kayaking

I've been on "vacation" since Friday. Production is down and there is no point in me being there. Heard from my boss and looks like I am home again tomorrow.

If I knew I was going to be out this long I could have went and visited one of my lady friends.

Random thought of the day:



Sometimes I wish that Taylor swift had been just a blow job

this weekend went camping with friends, and well ya stupid stuff ensues..

grab an empty OJ carton, buddy sprays bug spray into it. I light it up with a bic lighter (no distance)

who knew the thing would shoot a 1ft jet engine sounding flame out the spout, thus burning the piss outta my hand..

got to vist the local hospital ( i didnt wanna go i was ok, but wife wanted to ensure no super damage )

got my hand bandaged up nice, today looks better, just some burns spots lol doesnt hurt much, today we agreeed it was cool stuffs.


we will try it again, only smarter next time. ha

Originally Posted by jerZcavy4120

Random thought of the day:



Sometimes I wish that Taylor swift had been just a blow job

Yeah i wish she'd give me a blow job too lol

vid or it didn't happen

Originally Posted by Mad Monkey

this weekend went camping with friends, and well ya stupid stuff ensues..

grab an empty OJ carton, buddy sprays bug spray into it. I light it up with a bic lighter (no distance)

who knew the thing would shoot a 1ft jet engine sounding flame out the spout, thus burning the piss outta my hand..

got to vist the local hospital ( i didnt wanna go i was ok, but wife wanted to ensure no super damage )

got my hand bandaged up nice, today looks better, just some burns spots lol doesnt hurt much, today we agreeed it was cool stuffs.


we will try it again, only smarter next time. ha

got no vid.. got pics of my hand tho lol its really not that bad, was just a cool fire thing lol

even those around us who didnt see the fire heard the noise and went "?" lol

I like fire

I have my alarm set for 3:30am, I believe I will need some energy drinks in the morning.

Coming back from vacation sucks. Going back to SC today wasn't bad at all, I actually didn't mind the 8 hour shift today. It's Panera I dread. I've only worked one shift there thus far and I'd assume just quit lol. I hate it there. But I'll carry it on for a couple more weeks. I think I'm gonna go ahead and put a bug in their ear, come august 20, no more shifties.
On the note of vacation, I sent 1 text out to a co-worker and got my shifts covered august 18 weekend, made another call and got my ducks in a row, and I'm going to MI.

Oh and my forehead. Is so burnt up, I look like an old man. It is beyond red, it turned brown and I can't even do my eyebrows like this or this And yes I tried it all day in the mirrors at work lol

Oh. I forgot to mention, coming back from Ohio, I'm coming out of Dayton, the bucket drops and it starts monsooning and there's a silverado in the fast lane, I'm next to him. He does a 180* spin, crashes into the concrete wall, and misses me by inches. Life flashed before my eyes.

This early in the morning, I HATE you.

moments like that make you check your unders for stains eh brando?

Well, if youre going to MI, ill buy ya a beer

Originally Posted by jerZcavy4120

Random thought of the day:



Sometimes I wish that Taylor swift had been just a blow job

^^
This x's 10

Sent from my iPhail

Super Mega hangover. Time to eat advil for breakfast.

Sent from my iPhail

Originally Posted by Mad Monkey

moments like that make you check your unders for stains eh brando?

Well, if youre going to MI, ill buy ya a beer

as long as you don't say "eh" or "flags" pronounced (flegs) like Nick did.

But yah it surely got my attention, I quickly lit a cigarette haha