Thread: POST WHORINGZ THREADZ!11!!1!one

"I can't help it 'bout the shape I'm in, I can't sing, I ain't pretty, and my legs are thin.
Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to"

Who's trunk got popped somehow and left cracked open during the down pour last night....mine!
Yay for wet carpet..hoping the floor fan gets it dried out.

4 hours of work for a rack and pinion and a rim, what deal!

the guy said he'd have the rack tomorrow, so by Tuesday it should be in my hands.

Indiana jones wears one

im graduated!

i want a bagged audi. just amazing.

me want STS

Wishes his house had hot water so he could actually take a shower...

Power headrests, power tilt, gas door opener on the key fob, memory seats, auto rain-sensing wipers, 3 climate controls zones. Sheesh

why is it suddenly a fantastic idea to make a new thread for every interesting youtube video you find? knock that **** off, dammit.

Game of thrones = awesome. I hate having to wait a week for the next episode.

why does your lazyness have to affect every part of his life. I mean, you do nothing as is. is it so hard to sleep in your bed while your child betters himself under the supervision of two trusted adults. you ****ing *****!

Its pretty bad when its too hot to wash your car.

I hate everyone.

Why does having to figure out a budget to see if I can afford rent have to be such a pain in the rear? I don't like the outcome.

I'm gonna get my transmission together one of these days.
I'm gonna finish Len's car soon, then cream in my pants test driving it around the block
I'm gonna put in that rain sense soon.

the worst doctor's appointment of my life. that violated all my manhood

that is all. this day is a wrap

^^did they cure your aids?


steak and cheese calzone = delicious awesomeness on my first day off in what feels like years.

Need mod money.

youre a hooker!