long ago God tried to fill the seat at his left side so he called up arnold schwarzenegger, vin diesel, and chuck norris as candidates. First he called arnold and asked why he deserved the seat. Arnold replied "Neahh because i am de termanatah. i am huge man and mistah ooniverse. an now i am de govenatah of californeeah. you must choose me or i'll be back!" Then God called Vin Diesel and asked the same question. He replied "because im effing vin diesel! i am THE bad ass! havent you seen any of my movies?" Finally God called on Chuck Norris and said "Chuck Norris, why do you believe that you deserve to sit at my left?" and Chuck replied "What the hell are you talking about, you're in my seat!"
