best pranks

[Poil336]

so this girl i work with thinks she's hot sh!t because she covered half my car in sticky notes. after making her pay me back for the car wash i had just gotten out of and telling her i was going to kick her in the vagina so hard she has another miscarriage, i realized that that particular prank was pretty lame. i'll probably get her back by taking her car key off her keychain while she's at work, as she doesn't drive to work, going over after her house, and moving her car down the street.

but anyways, one of the best petty acts of vandalism i've ever been a part of was when a group of us saran wrapped a christmas tree to the top of a honda civic. and the time that we took a full 12 rolls and a box of condoms to a buddy's accord. you literally couldn't tell what color it was anymore

what are some of your most memorable pranks?

[Slick2500]

We jacked up a coworkers car and put blocks under it so the tires were just off the ground.
If you leave your keys laying around at work and you cant find them later, look in the freezer.
Same with cloths. There is a slight change these could be in the dishwasher.
I took my bosses car and parked it across the street.
I convinced one of my coworkers that his girlfriend was pregnant.

[GreyGhost]

We took our professors car and put it on the back of one of our flatbed trucks and dumped in the middle of the hog lot. It was about a mile walk to get it. Yes, we all passed the class.

[IR II IP IDEATH]

Eating some chocolate but giving the exlax chocolate to my buddy(the group did) and then wrapping him in plastic wrap full body before it could kick in....only till a few minutes later when he was rolled down a hill.

[dmahlikGT]

A few years ago i lived in a nice gated in community and me and a group of 4 of my boys blocked a number we were calling from, ordered $45 dollars worth of pizza hut for a neighbor we didnt like.lmao.1hr later we watched from a distance the pizza guy came knockin on the door of that apt and that couple made a big deal and they argued with the guy for like 10min.It was the boldest and craziest thing we did lol

[GAFF]

I convinced one of my coworkers that his girlfriend was pregnant.

asshole

[TCO]

We have a rule at work that if you leave your keys on the fork lift, someone can hide them anywhere in our warehouse, but you have to be able to stand on the ground and see them.

One night I took the keys from one guy at work and moved his car to the other side of the lot. He was smart tho because he got out there before me after work and pulled his car right next to mine so I couldn't get in. One night I screwed his coat to the wall. He was pretty upset when he tried to get it.

[Poil336]

so in addition to the moving the car down the street, i think i'm gonna turn the vents on high and then dump glitter in them. and axe bomb it haha

[GreyGhost]

so in addition to the moving the car down the street, i think i'm gonna turn the vents on high and then dump glitter in them. and axe bomb it haha

Be careful. Flying glitter out of those vents has caused a lot of eye injuries.

We did remove the battery from a buddies truck. It was the truck everyone hopped into to go over to the tennis field in. So, we jimmied the door open and took the battery out and set on the p-side floor board. This was a 77 F100.

We stood off to the side of the building and watched as he hopped in and 2 others in the cab and about 8-10 in the back of the truck and he had an awesome stereo system in the truck. It would shatter the windows if turned up too loud. Anyhow, when he hit the key and nothing happened that was the best look ever on his face.

[coreygnar]

i sprayed a kid with a fire extinguisher at a camp one time

[Dtrick22]

Loads of big zip ties on a driveshaft....."God damn what is that ticking!!"

[FriboRage]

Loads of big zip ties on a driveshaft....."God damn what is that ticking!!"

[ctracer]

haha zip ties and a driveshaft...i once put up plastic wrap in the doorways for april fools day (my birthday), needless to say my family was pissed. last year for our senior prank, all of us went to the cafeteria and took the tops off of gatorade bottles and flipped them over. annoying to clean up, but SOOOO worth it.

[blueguy]

Plastic wrap on the toilet seats or ketchup packets under the lid...that way when they sit down on it to take a sh1t sauce of your choice blasts them on the legs. Classic.

[dmahlikGT]

^ lmaooo on the ketchup idea

[KeithGTP03]

Wired my buddies alarm horn to his headlight switch. I woulda wired to the brake pedal, but the switch was a PITA to get to.

[DBGP]

Wired my buddies alarm horn to his headlight switch. I woulda wired to the brake pedal, but the switch was a PITA to get to.

Hahah that would of been helarious.

I went to a friends to play some starcraft2 one night. As my friend went to the washroom he conveniently left his car keys on the table. I swiped them, phoned my friend who lived a few mins away. He came running over, i gave him the keys and he drove off with my friends car and parked it at his house. When me and my friend came outside to leave he noticed his car was gone and thought he might of left his keys in the car.( he couldnt find them since they were gone inside lolol.) So he pretty much convinced himself that the car was stolen hahah. I offered to give him a ride home and there was his car.

Or one time at camp, during the day me and a friend got abunch of weeds/bush things and crammed a bunch into our friends' (same guy from the story above) sleeping bag. Later that night when we go to sleep, we are in our tent about 20ft away or so. We hear him get into his tent, then all the sudden WAT THE ****!!! haha priceless

[KeithGTP03]

Hahah that would of been helarious.

I went to a friends to play some starcraft2 one night. As my friend went to the washroom he conveniently left his car keys on the table. I swiped them, phoned my friend who lived a few mins away. He came running over, i gave him the keys and he drove off with my friends car and parked it at his house. When me and my friend came outside to leave he noticed his car was gone and thought he might of left his keys in the car.( he couldnt find them since they were gone inside lolol.) So he pretty much convinced himself that the car was stolen hahah. I offered to give him a ride home and there was his car.

lol..that kid was mind fuct

[whitehead]

This actually happened last week thursday.
Friend is a big runner and we were on our way home from a huge track meet. (Was about 10p.m.) And his girlfriend is really really good friends with another guy in school (she thinks of him as a brother, so no cheating) and well he got mono about 2 weeks ago. Since then my friend has been freaking out thinking about what if his girlfriend gets it from that guy. So on the way back i texted his girlfriend and told her to text him that she was starting to feel really sick. He gets the message on the bus and instanstly stops talking. His face just gets so worried looking and he starts freaking out and on the verge of crying . Mono would ruin his last year of track lol. And he is freaking out big time worrying his ass off and then i finally had to tell him it was all me. He was pretty pissed but good god was that hilarious! Half the track team on the bus was laughing at him.

[Scottydoggs]

we had a running case of f with the travelers rental car, when my area got real busy, a traveler from another part of the country would come here and work here for up to 10 days, in that time, we would meet at their hotel, so later that night me and my tech went back to the hotel caulked all the doors and hatchback shut, greased his wipers, grease under the door handle, and tied a drop line, (30 foot rope) to a small bush and to the bumper.

well next morning after he got grease on his hands and then cut the doors open, and got in to drive away, doing so ripped the bush out of the planting, then it rained and he hit the wipers and all hell broke lose, he was so pissed he almost got on a plane to go home.

another guy got another guy back one time by buying a 32 oz bottle of ketchup and emptied it into both his work boots, and yes he put them on lol