Thread: best pranks

so this girl i work with thinks she's hot sh!t because she covered half my car in sticky notes. after making her pay me back for the car wash i had just gotten out of and telling her i was going to kick her in the vagina so hard she has another miscarriage, i realized that that particular prank was pretty lame. i'll probably get her back by taking her car key off her keychain while she's at work, as she doesn't drive to work, going over after her house, and moving her car down the street.

but anyways, one of the best petty acts of vandalism i've ever been a part of was when a group of us saran wrapped a christmas tree to the top of a honda civic. and the time that we took a full 12 rolls and a box of condoms to a buddy's accord. you literally couldn't tell what color it was anymore

what are some of your most memorable pranks?

We jacked up a coworkers car and put blocks under it so the tires were just off the ground.
If you leave your keys laying around at work and you cant find them later, look in the freezer.
Same with cloths. There is a slight change these could be in the dishwasher.
I took my bosses car and parked it across the street.
I convinced one of my coworkers that his girlfriend was pregnant.

Originally Posted by slick2500

I convinced one of my coworkers that his girlfriend was pregnant.

asshole

Eating some chocolate but giving the exlax chocolate to my buddy(the group did) and then wrapping him in plastic wrap full body before it could kick in....only till a few minutes later when he was rolled down a hill.

A few years ago i lived in a nice gated in community and me and a group of 4 of my boys blocked a number we were calling from, ordered $45 dollars worth of pizza hut for a neighbor we didnt like.lmao.1hr later we watched from a distance the pizza guy came knockin on the door of that apt and that couple made a big deal and they argued with the guy for like 10min.It was the boldest and craziest thing we did lol

so in addition to the moving the car down the street, i think i'm gonna turn the vents on high and then dump glitter in them. and axe bomb it haha

i sprayed a kid with a fire extinguisher at a camp one time

Loads of big zip ties on a driveshaft....."God damn what is that ticking!!"

haha zip ties and a driveshaft...i once put up plastic wrap in the doorways for april fools day (my birthday), needless to say my family was pissed. last year for our senior prank, all of us went to the cafeteria and took the tops off of gatorade bottles and flipped them over. annoying to clean up, but SOOOO worth it.

Plastic wrap on the toilet seats or ketchup packets under the lid...that way when they sit down on it to take a sh1t sauce of your choice blasts them on the legs. Classic.

^ lmaooo on the ketchup idea

Wired my buddies alarm horn to his headlight switch. I woulda wired to the brake pedal, but the switch was a PITA to get to.

Originally Posted by KeithGTP03

Wired my buddies alarm horn to his headlight switch. I woulda wired to the brake pedal, but the switch was a PITA to get to.

Hahah that would of been helarious.

I went to a friends to play some starcraft2 one night. As my friend went to the washroom he conveniently left his car keys on the table. I swiped them, phoned my friend who lived a few mins away. He came running over, i gave him the keys and he drove off with my friends car and parked it at his house. When me and my friend came outside to leave he noticed his car was gone and thought he might of left his keys in the car.( he couldnt find them since they were gone inside lolol.) So he pretty much convinced himself that the car was stolen hahah. I offered to give him a ride home and there was his car.

Or one time at camp, during the day me and a friend got abunch of weeds/bush things and crammed a bunch into our friends' (same guy from the story above) sleeping bag. Later that night when we go to sleep, we are in our tent about 20ft away or so. We hear him get into his tent, then all the sudden WAT THE ****!!! haha priceless

Originally Posted by DBGP

Hahah that would of been helarious.

I went to a friends to play some starcraft2 one night. As my friend went to the washroom he conveniently left his car keys on the table. I swiped them, phoned my friend who lived a few mins away. He came running over, i gave him the keys and he drove off with my friends car and parked it at his house. When me and my friend came outside to leave he noticed his car was gone and thought he might of left his keys in the car.( he couldnt find them since they were gone inside lolol.) So he pretty much convinced himself that the car was stolen hahah. I offered to give him a ride home and there was his car.

lol..that kid was mind fuct

Originally Posted by bluegtp91

Plastic wrap on the toilet seats or ketchup packets under the lid...that way when they sit down on it to take a sh1t sauce of your choice blasts them on the legs. Classic.

you got that from me. i got tony so good that night. use taco sauce. even better