Random thought thread

[SeanGTP]

Apparently I'm a douche because I don't think it's "hot" or "fine" or such. Lulz?

[Big Dave]

Is stance the effect of laying your car on its belly and leaning rims over the exposed rotors?
What happened to that Tank Girl actress? Remember that movie?
Remember Garbage Pail Kids? They're reprinting that crap!
Can you bake a watermelon?
Beef technician...
Why say "we" when recapping your favorite teams wins or losses?
Glass oozes...
Grant Hill drinks Sprite...
Pork gardener...
Screw in bake calipers... Thanks whoever made that...
Why do you suddenly need some useless thing you've had sitting around for years less than 1 week after you throw it out?
Who was the first person to eat shrimp? They look so gross...
Where the hell do 10mm sockets go?
Louis Gosset Jr. is under rated...
I haven't untied a shoe on purpose in years...
Sausage whisperer...
When did Gargamel turn from wanting gold to just wanting to eat those little blue losers?